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I feel as though I bore you all with this. Which is funny, because most of the time I laugh my ass of while writing it. So I am going to tell you a little story.
Once upon a time there was a rabbit with antlers, who went to a school with a lot of other rabbits with antlers, and one teacher that will be thus refered to as THE EVIL BITCH. Now, THE EVIL BITCH actually hated little bunnies with antlers, but taught anyways, because she liked to show off what she though were big antlers, but in actuality, were very small, but because she was so small, they looked huge. Any conversation they had in class, she would bring up her huge antlers, or her new boyfriend, THE JACKRABBIT. THE JACKRABBIT wasn't really all that great, and truthfully, he scared little children, but she thought that he was the BEST!!! THE EVIL BITCH loved to tell stories about her and THE JACKRABBIT would have gourmet meals of Farmer John's lettuce and carrots while playing monopoly for hours on end, then argue about the latest articles in LONG EARED DAILY. THE EVIL BITCHES students hated her because she would spend the whole hour talking about useless crap, and then would give them lots of homework to do at night, and none of them felt prepared for the big bad EXAM they had to take at the end of that year in gardening. So, in the end, they snuck into her room one day, stuffed rabbit sleeping pills into her sandwich of seaweed and polenta (because that IS what she eats), watched her fall asleep and dyed her rabbit fur bright PURPLE, so she looked like an easter egg. THE JACKRABBIT dumped her and THE EVIL BITCH never taught again, leaving her students to live happily ever after.
The moral of the story is....I HATE MY LITERATURE TEACHER!!!
But I love you all. Have a great WEEK.
Natalie
PS. MY DADDY IS COMING TO STATE BOWL AND I CAN'T WAIT :P
Once upon a time there was a rabbit with antlers, who went to a school with a lot of other rabbits with antlers, and one teacher that will be thus refered to as THE EVIL BITCH. Now, THE EVIL BITCH actually hated little bunnies with antlers, but taught anyways, because she liked to show off what she though were big antlers, but in actuality, were very small, but because she was so small, they looked huge. Any conversation they had in class, she would bring up her huge antlers, or her new boyfriend, THE JACKRABBIT. THE JACKRABBIT wasn't really all that great, and truthfully, he scared little children, but she thought that he was the BEST!!! THE EVIL BITCH loved to tell stories about her and THE JACKRABBIT would have gourmet meals of Farmer John's lettuce and carrots while playing monopoly for hours on end, then argue about the latest articles in LONG EARED DAILY. THE EVIL BITCHES students hated her because she would spend the whole hour talking about useless crap, and then would give them lots of homework to do at night, and none of them felt prepared for the big bad EXAM they had to take at the end of that year in gardening. So, in the end, they snuck into her room one day, stuffed rabbit sleeping pills into her sandwich of seaweed and polenta (because that IS what she eats), watched her fall asleep and dyed her rabbit fur bright PURPLE, so she looked like an easter egg. THE JACKRABBIT dumped her and THE EVIL BITCH never taught again, leaving her students to live happily ever after.
The moral of the story is....I HATE MY LITERATURE TEACHER!!!
But I love you all. Have a great WEEK.
Natalie
PS. MY DADDY IS COMING TO STATE BOWL AND I CAN'T WAIT :P