ok, this made me laugh
On the twelfth day of Christmas, wiktowasichu sent to me...
Twelve rpgs drumming
Eleven tits piping
Ten cats a-smoking
Nine books sleeping
Eight guinness a-reading
Seven storms a-writing
Six dreams a-drinking
Five ne-e-e-eurotically yours
Four video games
Three computer games
Two sharp things
...and a sex in a mythology.