My coworker sent me this email

[wiktowasichu]

He is the only reason i haven't quit my job in a spectacularly naked manner........don't ask.

It is green eggs and ham not green eggs and fetuses.

I do not like green eggs and fetus

I will not eat them Mr. Cletus.

I will not eat fetus with a fork

I do not care if it tastes like pork

Mr. Cletus if you please

Take your fetus away from me

But if you try it you may see

That eating fetus may bring you glee!

The fetus died for you to eat

Now close your eyes and chew your meat.