girls who eat chicken are SEXY!
so here i am, minding my own damn business and eating lunch on my break. i usually grab a bite for me and my co workers then drive right back to the office, but today i was feeling rebellious. so i was enjoying my crispy chicken strips and some corn on the cob when this guy throwing his trash away stops and gives me this soulful look. i immediately thought...oh god. but i ignored it and went back to my book. at which point he stares a little more, then comes over and leans against my table, forcing me to acknowledge his existence. he then makes this big issue out of pretending to care what i'm reading "ooh, i didn't even KNOW there was more than ONE Dune book!" and also to put his shiny shoe right in his mouth "are you mixed? you speak so articulately" kill....me....now. i was fuming to wishuponasky right after it happened. what am i, colin powell? i speak so WELL, it MUST be because i'm multiracial. what an ass. i had to pack up my lunch, hop in my car, and eat in my office anyway. so i ask you, how sexy can a woman look wolfing down chicken strips and corn on the cob?