JT Story Hour Part 3
Episode 3; Silence is Golden
After his battle with the Clifficus, Spike was wounded and tired, knowing he needed to get out of the basement soon he kitty hopped up toward the broken window. With several attempts he was finally able too reach ledge, just as the Clifficus remorphed and attacked the stinkpile because it made his head hurt from stink. Quickly and Silently our hero crept from shadow to shadow, ninjaly flipping and rolling with the grace of a gazelle on a hot summer morning. Suddenly with immediate response his delicate and virgin psychic powers reactivfated like a bolt of squirts from his feline ass that danger was near, bolting like lightning Spike was able too reach some bushes where it shrouded our mysterious hero in darkness. As he lie in wait our hero could only sense that there was movment coming directly behind him, spinning madly our hero attacked the darkness like it was foul demon, only to get roundhoused too the left cheek sending him backwards and exposing him too the world.
With a kickup Spike stood ready for an assult, ready like the first mission he had ever wnet on where he single handedly decimated legions of invading Cockroaches summoned by his Arch-Enemy, the he labels only as Crouton the rice eater. After several moments he started too lower his gaurd until a large and very imposing yellow taby showed himself, bearing the blood on his foot from the strike he laid on our hero. In order to keep the sociaty quiet, be it evil or good, they decided to communicate in wiggity wiggty paw signals.
Spike;*slash, slash, swipe..."Why did you attack me yellow"....Yellow Taby;*Swiggity, swiggity, swipe, shank, shank, slash..."You are weak and you are in my hood bitch!!"...Spike;"scrape, scrape, slash, slash, swoop, shank, shiggity, SHWAA..."The let us dance MOTHAFUCKA!!!"...Yellow Taby;*Swirl, Swipe, Scrape..."Yes indeed!"
With chimes erupting, and a scream the yellow taby erupted forward with several hard and life threatening blows, but he underestimated our heros uncanny speed and ability, blocking each with ease. With a return Spike attepts the anciant art of flurry of paw, and land a devistating blow to the Yellow tabys midsection sending a furball like a rocket, bouncing of of a tree and erupting threw through the windshield of an iron sending it crashing and burning like a brown bag of stink on a pourch. After the desruction Spike gathered himself and looked around too see he was alone again, his foe retreated, now seeing a chance Spike leaps for the porch of his home only too see the looming face of Crouton the Rice eater in the doorway.....now the battle begins.
Until next time.....Will our angry and misunderstood genius prevail and make into his home or will Crouton the Rice eater destroy our hero once and for all...?
Next Episode; The battle for Sausage
After his battle with the Clifficus, Spike was wounded and tired, knowing he needed to get out of the basement soon he kitty hopped up toward the broken window. With several attempts he was finally able too reach ledge, just as the Clifficus remorphed and attacked the stinkpile because it made his head hurt from stink. Quickly and Silently our hero crept from shadow to shadow, ninjaly flipping and rolling with the grace of a gazelle on a hot summer morning. Suddenly with immediate response his delicate and virgin psychic powers reactivfated like a bolt of squirts from his feline ass that danger was near, bolting like lightning Spike was able too reach some bushes where it shrouded our mysterious hero in darkness. As he lie in wait our hero could only sense that there was movment coming directly behind him, spinning madly our hero attacked the darkness like it was foul demon, only to get roundhoused too the left cheek sending him backwards and exposing him too the world.
With a kickup Spike stood ready for an assult, ready like the first mission he had ever wnet on where he single handedly decimated legions of invading Cockroaches summoned by his Arch-Enemy, the he labels only as Crouton the rice eater. After several moments he started too lower his gaurd until a large and very imposing yellow taby showed himself, bearing the blood on his foot from the strike he laid on our hero. In order to keep the sociaty quiet, be it evil or good, they decided to communicate in wiggity wiggty paw signals.
Spike;*slash, slash, swipe..."Why did you attack me yellow"....Yellow Taby;*Swiggity, swiggity, swipe, shank, shank, slash..."You are weak and you are in my hood bitch!!"...Spike;"scrape, scrape, slash, slash, swoop, shank, shiggity, SHWAA..."The let us dance MOTHAFUCKA!!!"...Yellow Taby;*Swirl, Swipe, Scrape..."Yes indeed!"
With chimes erupting, and a scream the yellow taby erupted forward with several hard and life threatening blows, but he underestimated our heros uncanny speed and ability, blocking each with ease. With a return Spike attepts the anciant art of flurry of paw, and land a devistating blow to the Yellow tabys midsection sending a furball like a rocket, bouncing of of a tree and erupting threw through the windshield of an iron sending it crashing and burning like a brown bag of stink on a pourch. After the desruction Spike gathered himself and looked around too see he was alone again, his foe retreated, now seeing a chance Spike leaps for the porch of his home only too see the looming face of Crouton the Rice eater in the doorway.....now the battle begins.
Until next time.....Will our angry and misunderstood genius prevail and make into his home or will Crouton the Rice eater destroy our hero once and for all...?
Next Episode; The battle for Sausage