Hilarity Ensues
So lately I find myself at work, and eating the most atrocious meals ever just because I don't want to go into the food court to get food of only a slightly better grade. Case in point: Cool Ranch Doritos, which are disgusting, and an orange soda vs. Sbarro's pizza and a Frulatti shake.
Today, though, I almost choked on my bad dietary choices when a local news reporter was discussing the differences between the old F16 fighter jets and the newer Warthogs (or someshit) that the 188th in Fort Smith is getting. Of course, the most potent way to discuss the differences between fighter jets would be to show the differences in ammunition, right? First, a bullet from the old planes. Not that long, not that wide. Then, a bullet from the new jets:
Try holding that 6-inch thing up on camera while wondering how many people instantly thought "vibrator."