Thank goodness for small favors

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A little research has found that there are, in fact, no sex offenders within a two block radius from my house. Beyond that, there's very little guarantee. Most in my zip code are guys in their mid twenties with sex-with-a-minor or importuning counts. I'd like to think they had 17 year old girlfriends when they were nineteen, or groped somebody drunkenly at an office party, but who knows. There is still a smattering of old guys, a few with semi-serious stuff, but they're few and far between. Like three seem to be living in some hotel on State Rd.

None involve rape of male 25 year olds, as far as I can tell.