Strongly worded letter.
Dear Mr & Mrs Germs,
I hope this missive finds you and your family well.
Unfortunately I have to write this letter expressing my grievances with you, your family and the large number of relatives that seem to have taken up residence in my body. I appreciate that in small numbers you are beneficial to my immune system, however,I believe you have far exceeded the maximum cap that is placed on your breeding. As a result of this breach in germ/immune system balance you are required to evict the excess family members within 24 hours or strong measures will be taken to restore balance to my immune system.
Please understand that as a result of this imbalance my exercise, work and social routines have all been upset which means I cannot provide the right sort of care for you and the small population you are allowed to have residing in my body.
If my request is not met in the aforementioned 24hr time frame, I will have no choice but to call in the cavalry (antibiotics) and destroy the entire community that you have been building.
Sincerely
Your host body.
I hope this missive finds you and your family well.
Unfortunately I have to write this letter expressing my grievances with you, your family and the large number of relatives that seem to have taken up residence in my body. I appreciate that in small numbers you are beneficial to my immune system, however,I believe you have far exceeded the maximum cap that is placed on your breeding. As a result of this breach in germ/immune system balance you are required to evict the excess family members within 24 hours or strong measures will be taken to restore balance to my immune system.
Please understand that as a result of this imbalance my exercise, work and social routines have all been upset which means I cannot provide the right sort of care for you and the small population you are allowed to have residing in my body.
If my request is not met in the aforementioned 24hr time frame, I will have no choice but to call in the cavalry (antibiotics) and destroy the entire community that you have been building.
Sincerely
Your host body.