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Aug 09, 2006 18:15

so last night....

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partner in crime and i (
Shaniqua Johnson) busted out rollerblading. It's been a while since she and i have gone. As we become more comfortable or confident in our mad rollerblading skills...skillz, we venture out farther. Right on. So we do laps around the plaza where we go. fun fun. No getting pegged by cars for us, not tonight. We are nearing the end of our eight-wheeled adventure and i'm like hey, let's go around this triangular patch o' grass, she's like SUPER YEAH! As we skate into this little parking lot area we hear some rustling in the tree. Um what? We're like fucking baby cheetah ninjas! Sure enough (not really) so we go around said area once and failed to realize the fucking small but scary as heck decline in the parking lot. ZOOM a million miles an hour out of there, over grass and what have you.

She and i were both fairly convinced i was going to crash into a telephone pole, nah not so much. I went over the patch of grass...median(?) type thing and i think she did too. I don't know. It's hard to recall things when you're going mach 3. We zig zag across the street and almost clipped eachother. Into a grassy incline we head. She tucks and rolls like some fucking Magiver heck and i like climb up the hill to try to stop. Oh there were explosions and shit happening in back of us. But no, this didn't happen in slow motion.

Laughter happens, I'm holding my crotch trying to ensure that i don't pee myself laughing.. Pressing in those could-be pee droplets. We um...probably looked a bit retarded. Aaayyyunnd we're lucky there was no traffic. But you know, we rollerblade fully prepared in helmuts, bubblewrap, knee pads and whatnot. No, not so much.

Amo dusts herself off and we head back, still laughing and reflecting on our awesomeness. Oh goodness. Random wackiness includes that when were getting close to the car she checked her pocket to make sure her keys didn't fall out. And she kinda made that annoucement, mere seconds after she said that we both heard what sounded like keys falling and hitting the ground. It kind of sounded like it was in the back of us. Wacky shit.
OoOOoOo.
Fun is fun. Being active is fun. Being active with amo is fun and it's relaxing. PRessing forward. not because it's with here though.
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