to the lady

[wift]

To the mousy lady driving the Mercedes with long hair and glasses who was on the cell phone. The stop sign you almost ran was an omen to me so I wasn't that surprised as you continued to hold the phone and drift through the intersection almost right into my jeep. I am so glad your back window was open so I'm fairly certain you heard me yell, "Pay attention, bitch!". The fact that you literally jumped in your seat when you hit the breaks to avoid hitting me would have been funny if I hadn't been the one you almost hit. I didn't have a stop sign, you did and you would have known it (maybe) if you weren't on the fucking cell phone. I would have had a witness of the person across from me who correctly obeyed their stop sign. If hit, I would have reduced you to tears and your cell phone to a distant speck on the horizon.

Gonna see Iron Man tonight with k and brother-in-law. :-)