Distorted Indian call-centre lady: Can I speak to Mrs Shwoo?
Wiffly_shwoo: Sorry, not married. Think you have the wrong number.
DICCL: [Reads off my number missing the tell-tale leading 0 which means she's calling international]
WS: that's kinda my number but there's no Mrs Shwoo here.
DICCL: I'm contacting you Mrs Shwoo because there is a problem with your computer and I need access to fix it.
WS: Sure thing. Could you just hold on a moment please?
[Loudly]
kiebeau - could you hand me a mobile so I can call the police about this scammer I have on the landline?
*Click*
Wish there was some way to trace international calls.
I spent ages helping a less quick-thinking colleague reformat her PC after falling for a similar encounter.
So bored of this s****