wiffly_shwoo : My mum keeps happily saying stuff like "when we die, you'll have so much junk to sort through". It's kinda morbid.
wiffly_shwoo 's mum: You better hope we don't end up in the same plane crash. Have you seen our attic?
hammerhydra 's brother: [happily] If you die, Mum, I'm getting a new Ebay account.