KIDS

Jul 13, 2004 13:49

i saw this one some chicks thinger, and it made me wanna do it

name up to 7 best friends.. and explain why using "hes/shes the only one.."

amanda lynn
my wifey, shes been there since 6th grade, no one else understands me, shes the only one who didnt get mad bc i messed with her brother ;), shes the only one that had me mess with her brother to get her something [jk jk], shes the only one who would sit in a parking lot and blast "slob on my knob" just to make people stare, shes the only one who would sit there in a bra and blame it on her cuzin [it was her fault though ;)], shes the only one can get me to do things i think i cant, shes the only one who laughs like an old lady with me, shes the only one who gives hour speaches about absolutely nothing with me, shes the only one who doesnt like chineese people, shes the only one who will make up stupid songs with me, shes the only one who his from tony stoner with me, shes the only one who tells me she loves me every 5 seconds, shes the only one who i can feel like a love stuck couple being torn apart by thousands of miles with, shes the on one who understands me when i say slob on my cat cuz you know im fat, and simply bc.. id bang her in a heartbeat

michael stephen
my stoner buddy, hes been my mexican since 7th grade, he makes me feel real stupid; in a nice way, hes the only one who would give me his shirt and stand outside in the snow in a beater just so i wouldnt be cold, hes the only one who collects bottle lids, hes the only one who lets me play with his zipper, hes the only who can say i love you to me 800 times and never get sick of it, hes the only one who understands pinkfloyds importance, hes the only one who can break a major promise to me, hes the only one who i couldnt ever hate, hes the only one i miss more then anything, hes the only one who has hairy nipples, and simply bc.. hes my cleaningbigdick

megan marie
my meggymoo, shes from the south, she pantsed me infront of my teacher, shes the only one who can fight with white kids who act black and say they dont, shes the only one who chokes on tictacs, shes the only one who purposly trys to get moutain dew to come outta her nose, shes the only one who likes guys until they smile at her, shes the only one who fights with vt, shes the only one who has a boyfriend that goes opposite directions then hes told to, shes the only one who will tell me that my socks are the same thing that i said was gay, shes the only one who writes all over me with chalk, shes the only one who laughs at mr.fisher with me, shes the only one who knows how REAL waffle houses are, shes the only one that has a love for walmart, shes the only one that could understand my yoohoo obsession, shes the only one that actually knows more than one 36 mafia song, and simply bc.. she has 4sums with joshes with me

charles david
hes my chasarae, hes my whore and im his pimptress, he talks for hours, hes the only one who can skateboard/be ghetto/collect cars, hes the only one who cant not cheat on his girfriend, hes the only one who would say their going to stop talking and never do, hes the only who made me sit at his lunch table so he didnt have to be byhimself with his girlfriend, hes the only one who has sexy christmas trees, hes the only one who asks for head but never follows through, hes the only one who has lost part of his tounge to a freezer, hes the only one who keeps 3 bottles of cologne in his locker, hes the only one who forgets how to play uno and laughs at me when i cant, and simply bc.. he cant find the glasses he put on his head

lindsey michelle
shes my whitey, hes my girl for all seasons, she asked me to be her valentine AFTER valentines day, shes the only one who says one with me, shes the only one who considers stickers to be pets, shes the only one who plays unnormal versions of truth or dare, shes the only one who plays weed with me, shes the only one who gets lost in the hallways during science with me, shes the only one who beats up mike smith, shes the only one who lays in cat piss, shes the only one who wont fight someone who cant fight, shes the only one who puts ketchup on the toilet seats, shes the only one who hates danielle walh as much as me, shes the only one who has boyfriends that dont talk, and simply bc.. she loves my sex

dustin william
hes my daddy, hes the father of my black child, hes been through my "family", hes the only one who would talk me through certain things, hes the only one who would tell me hes ashton kutcher, hes the only one who shares after he says he wont, hes the only one who makes me watch scarface, hes the only one who gives me his blanket, hes the only one who has a certain smell to him [i dont mean he smells bad.. ], hes the only one who has lance check on us, hes the only one who hits me with frying pans to show me he loves me, hes the only one who lets me mess his hair up with gel, hes the only one who rubs dirt all over my face, hes the only one who runs in when i get scared by a cat, hes the only one who asks me a question after he already said he knows the answer, hes the only one who would protect me and amanda on a trampoline, hes the only one who has soft ears, and simply bc.. its easy to get in his pants [wow jk]

steven douglas & lance jay
theyre my shorty, and my lance pants, they are the cutest things, they smell good, stevens the only one who would wrestle me in amandas den, lance is the only one who promises me a picture and doesnt give me it, stevens the only one who hits my boob and says "you got punkd", lance is the only one who *fronts* us and lets us pay him back 3 weeks later, stevens the only one who thought me and lindseys drink tasted good, lance is the only one who invites me over to his house at 12 am, stevens the only one whos toe id ever suck, lance is the only one who would let me vent all my problems to him at 3:30 am, stevens the only one who pats me on the head and says "good job dannielle", lance is the only one who lets me play with his phone cuz its pretty, stevens the only one who says "good girl, oh sucha good girl" when i do something i shouldnt, lance is the only one who doent get mad when i tell him im mad at him and "hmph" at him, and simply bc.. steven cant play uno and lance asks me if he can call me danny

I HAD TO MAKE STEVEN AND LANCE ONE PERSON :/

name up to 11 good friends and a nickname you gave them

megan marie// mm3- summer air- smelly- [all the super heronames]
orrie nicholas// ollie- olliepants- bigbrother
benjamin lee// bennybear -dr.ben -psycologist
donielle lee// dommie- mommy- mrs. lil bill
jessica nicole// jessa- jordan- dannielle-[all the super heronames]
kristi dannielle// keristay- jess- [all the super heronames]
justin lee// jla- double decker pecker
christina joann// teeny- bdsm
zachary thomas// zachy poo- zachman
kristen marie// kernels- krest
devon rae// deoveon- devpie -deevon

name up to 7 people you miss
Tessa mcclain
Mikey mumper
Ben manhart
Lindsay sobotka
Christian hancock
Brandon miller
Steven George

name up to 11 people you hate

amanda peffer
kristina hancock
danielle walh
clayton bugey
jess kodila
amber gobat
holly miller
katie galistsky
kelly galistsky
nick something
colleen trimmer
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