its a two-fer
um ok, i needed my medication this morning, and i didnt have any at home, and the school lost it.. AGAIN, for the 4th time, so my mom came and got me b4 first mod ending.. and um yeh, if you know me personally.. you konw that if i dont have my medication im like, um.. no its just bad.. yeh lol
so here i am, missing meggys birthday and geeeezy creezy, tyface wilt and stoner are supposed to come to my house today, and looks like thats screwed over
wifey wanna go to DC with me this weekend, BC I HAVE TO GO DAMNIT I CANT GET MEGGY DRUNK THIS WEEKEND!!!!!!!!!!! uggggggggghhhhhhhhh
do you type really fast? - yes sirrrrr
does it annoy people who are around you (like in the library)? - probably
do you/did you like high school? - not really
how old are you? - 15
do you know anyone who has the same birthday as you? if so name them - yes, matt.. my cousin, my great aunt
favorite pen color - black
what word do you constantly misspell when typing? - believe
do you have trees in your yard? - yes
name one comedian that everyone thinks is funny but you absolutely cannot stand - mm, i dont know, I LOVE STEVEN LYNCH, MITCH HEDBURG, RON WHITE (all the BCCT boys), and um.. that one guy
name one director you hate and tell why - the guy who made "night stalker" what a messed up man he is
do you like tim burton? - yes
what annoys you more than anything? - liars, and some other things
tell me about the weirdest pair of socks you own - um, my GAY SOCKS ;) no, um.. maybe the ones that you have to like. lift flaps up or something, i dont know
if you woke up tomorrow morning as the opposite sex, what would you do first? - measure my penis
did you read fear street books? - not recently
how about sweet valley high? - i used to read sweet valley jr high.. lol
babysitter's club? the boxcar children? - baby sitters/ baby sitters little sisters and boxcar.. and i played boxcar too
goosebumps? - yeapp
favorite show on nickelodeon (can be from the late 80's/early 90's when nick was good) - OMG, salute your shorts nothing will ever beat that show
did you watch are you afraid of the dark? - definently.. everytime it was on, ive seen every episode
did zeebo the clown scare you? - no..
where do you vacation every summer? - i dont go somehwere every summer, i go camping every summer but different places
do you like the beach? - yeh, its ok
do you tan or burn easily? - i burn easy but dont tan, i just get like permantly burnt.. and scar -ed .. how do you spell the past tense of scar, its been bugging me
do you make up your own words and lingo? if so tell me about it - i say "neat sheets" and "heylo" and "oaky" "holarita" "todat" "h.o.t.t" "filf"
do you eat lots of tv dinners? - no
favorite hot pocket flavor - pepperoni pizza
if you could make one celebrity magically disappear, who would it be? - mmm, corey feldmans wife, is she famous? or jen [bams girlfriend] shes so ugly, or penelopee cruz,
how is life treating you? - ehhhh
do people like you? - sometimes
what do you think it is that makes the "popular" people popular? - sex, cheerleading, poker
what do you wear the most: jeans, cords, dickies, khakis, skirts, or shorts? - jeans, pjs, shorts [basketball shorts], or periscope
are you using a pc or mac? - pc, macs frustrate me
do you like chunky peanut butter? - sometimes
what amazes you about the opposite sex? - arms.. definently, im obsessed
are you in love with anyone? - not that im aware of, other then my wifey, stoner, meggy, and allen bc he loves me ;)
do you like anyone? - ugh, yes
if so, who - if you dont know, your stupid
why do you like them/why are you in love with them? - i dont know why i do, it just happens.. he has pretty arms though, and that damn shade of green in his eyes.. IM STOPING
favorite cereal - cinnomin toast crunch.. and lady bugs [CAUGH WIFEY]
name a movie that makes you cry - stand by me, soul food, all dogs go to heaven
what's something you like about the opposite sex, physically, that your friends think is odd? - arms.. necks and hands..
is it true that only the good die young? - yeap rest in peace benjamin noah manhart, lynzie marie wheeler
if so, are you going to live forever or die soon? - that just might depend on kile, and myself
do you live for today? - sometimes
how fast can you run? - not fast
favorite band from the 60's/70's - warrant.. i think theyre from then lol, i like the temptations and so on, but idk what years theyre from
have any of your friends had kids as teenagers? - rachel danner, but we havent been "friends" for a while..
did they finish high school? - she was in school pregnant, and now that she had her baby shes in again..
favorite 80's television show - the wonder years
were you even born in the 80's? - yes
what year? - 1988 :O)
have you ever taught a little kid a curse word? - yeh
if so which one was it? - fuck, cunt, fag, it depends on what you consider "curse"
do you think little boys are horrendously ill behaved? - omg no, cole <3 i love that little kid, even though he is bad.. but dakota is "horrendously ill behaved" he drives me ccrraazzyy
have you ever thrown anything at a moving car? if so, what? - um, gum, bottles, cups, paper, etc
name a villian in a movie that scared you when you were a kid - freddy kruger
have you seen the original friday the thirteenth? - ^^ :o) yes, ive seen them all.. only one scares me though.. that one with the little boy and the dinosour.. yeh
the original chucky? - seen them all [and i will see the new one when it comes out]
the original halloween? - yeap
what's your favorite channel? - comedy central/mtv
what do you say when you stub your toe off of the corner of the coffee table? - ow
what's the highest thing you've ever jumped off of and landed unharmed? - a cliff in hot springs AR, my roof, my carport
does it snow where you live? - yeh
if yes, do you go sled riding? - sometimes..
have you ever used anything weird, like a frisbee or a trashcan lid, for a sled? - i used a snow board?
how many people do you know who were born in november? - 3 or 4
what month has the most people you know born in it? - june
do holidays make you festive? - no
magazines you subscribe to - ym
do you read the supermarket tabloids? - the front cover if im waiting in line, and if amandas mom has that one laying on the kitchen table i read it lol
have you ever smashed somebody's halloween pumpkin? - yeh
ever had yours smashed? - we dont do decorating
do you celebrate christmas? - yeh
if not, do you still watch "how the grinch stole christmas" when it comes on television? - i love the grinch, hes so cute
do you think the grinch movie starring jim carrey was a waste of money? - kinda
ever had a hot teacher? - omg yes.. ok well no.. MR GUISE, is not hot, but a bunch of people think he is, i mean hes not that bad, but hes like the coolest so he cant be hot, mr.white now there is a sexy ass mofo
if yes, did you flirt with him/her? - no, mr.guise has seen me half naked though [I WAS PANTSED]
how do you treat people you are attracted to? (this is not a stupid question; some people are immature and are mean to those they like) - um, like my friends?
what do you want for your birthday this year? - stoners penis ;) no i dont know.. presents
have you ever egged somebody's house? - yes
has someone ever egged yours? - no
do we all go a little mad sometimes? - yes
what pisses you off more than anything in the world? - holly miller
do you still go trick or treating? - yes
do you believe in santa claus? - i think that at one point, there was a guy that gave kids presents for free, but he died.. id ont belive in the whole "around the world in one night" bullshit, just the spirit, bc it makes little kids happy
have you ever worked in a supermarket? - no
how about a restaurant? - no
if yes, do you agree with me when i say that those are the two worst establishments to work in? - ___
what color is your bedspread? - blue, i had to look
do your eyes change colors? - no
do you believe that we walked on the moon? - yeh
what's your opinion of the u.s. retaliation in afghanistan? - get our boys out, and just let them kill themselves [the afghaistan kids]
do you live by yourself? - no
have you ever gotten a computer virus? - yeh
if so, what was it and how did you get rid of it? - i dont konw what it was, mcafee
describe your junior high/middle school gym teacher - mr.winters; the coolest ever, even though he wouldnt sign my yearbook :x, he made fun of me when i got hurt, and would be my cheerleader.. mrs.jones; she was um, her, married to a ghetto ass black man, mrs. whatever her name was; i didnt like her, she needed to wear some unsee threw pants, we didnt like her checkered underwear
how do you react when someone is talking to you --up in your face-- and they have really bad breath? - push them away .. FOOBER
what was your first date like? - i dont know if ive ever been on a first "date"
did you go/are you going to the prom? - no
if you've already gone, was it good or bad? explain why - _________
do you get uneasy when you see a person of a different color than you walking down the same street as you in the middle of the night? - no
if yes, do you think that makes you racist? - ___________
are you a vegetarian? - no
how about vegan? - no
if no to both, do you think you could be? - no
have you ever given up a certain type of food? if so, what was it and why did you do it? - i dont really eat alot of meat, like chicken, bacon, pork chops, steak, rips etc.. i only eat hamburger and turkey.. ham on occasion, i just dont like the other things
spit out a random song lyric for me. make sure you tell me the name of the song and who sings it! - "i want a normal life just like a newborn child i am a lover hater i am instigator you are an oversight dont try to compromise i learn to love to hate it i am not integrated just call my name youll be ok your scream is burning through my veins sooner or later your gunna hate it go ahead and throw your life away" sooner or later ; breaking benjamin
who does the chores around your house? - mom
name one person who annoys you more than anyone else, and tell why - holly miller - shes disgusting, look at her, nasty whore.. colleen trimmer - hes disgusting, look at her, nasty whore.. EXACTLY
what movie could you watch a million times and never get tired of? - drop dead fred
what movie have you watched a million times, and you still laugh at the jokes? - blue collar comedy tour
what movie do you hope you never see again? - that clown movie, they cant act, i cant think of the name. but they were all "i like bongs" and they were SO GAY
have you ever hugged a stuffed animal or pillow and pretended that it was your significant other, or someone you had a crush on, and then someone caught you talking to it, and stroking its soft, fuzzy fur, and laughed at you and told the whole school? - haha no
do you drive? - sometimes
if so, do you like to drive at night or in the day time? - day
has anyone ever called you a bitch? - .. haha yes
has anyone ever called you an asshole? - yes, karmas a bitch devon
are you a bitch/asshole? - if i dont like you, yes
what's the first thing you do when you get home from school/work? - go pee
favorite pop tart flavor - chocolate chip
do you play any musical instruments? if so, what? - no
tell me about the best school-related activity you ever took part in - the only school related activity ive done is chorus, unless you count football games, they have theyre good times.. pep rallies gayyy[not an option], homecoming, wihch sucked ass. and the bon fire, which was fun
have you ever built a snowman? - yeh
did you cry when it melted, or when the kid next door knocked its head off with a shovel? - no
what's your religion? - dont have one
do you try to force it on other people? - no
do you knock on people's doors at 7 a.m. on saturdays, trying to give them a pamphlet and tell them about the lord, or ask random people at the mall if they’ve been saved, yet you think that doesn’t count as forcing religion, you son of a bitch? - no
what's the best restaurant you've ever eaten at? - WAFFLE HOUSE BITCHES jacksonville arkansas, thanks
have you ever been flipping channels late at night and caught a glimpse of some porn on skinemax? - yeh
if so, did you watch it? don't say no, i know you did - i watched it with chas and steven lots of times lol
what's the code word or phrase you and your friends use for the word SEX? - sex, fuck, kinkyness.. until me and amanda have sex, then its "todat"
is sex an uncomfortable topic for you? - no
what is the one thing in the world that just looking at it makes you vomit, or come close to it? - looking, nothing really.. hearing someone else throw up makes me gag thoug
when other people vomit, does it make you sick? - yes
do your clothes match? - not really, sorry sweeney
what are you wearing right now? - pjs, socks, a tank top, softball shirt..
did you ever have those fisher price roller skates that go over top of your shoes? - yeh
did you have a bike with a banana seat? - no
could you ride it? - _____
have you lived in the same house your entire life? - no
what’s the weirdest thing you’ve lived next to? - a bunch of mexicans that wanted to eat their dog.. i stole it though.. OH and my crossdressing neighbor that doesnt wear wigs half the time, hes bald
who is the ugliest person you’ve ever seen? - colleen trimmer
do you watch talk shows? - MURRAY
do you think miss cleo is full of shit? - yes sirrrr
if not, have you called her and wasted your money, you idiot? - all the time?
what are your thoughts on keeping animals in captivity? - i dont like it
what do you think of all the “superstores” that are popping up everywhere? (super walmart, super k-mart, super target)? - ew, i hate super walmart.. i love regular walmart.... ihate everything kmart stands for.. and target is bullshit, its expensive there
what do you think of pop music? - i dont really like it
tell me something i don’t know - i can blow bubbles with my eyes :O)
NEXT ONE GIGGLE
First of all, what is the time? :: 10:55 am
+ About Yourself +
Name :: dannielle
Age :: 15
Date of birth :: dec 14
Gender :: f
Where are you from? :: texas bitches.. "everythings bigger in texas" people wonder why im so "blessed"
Nicknames :: danny, wifey, gerld, orange head, sissy, greenyellow, too many to name
Middle name(s) :: nichole..
Do you have any pets? :: chuh
What makes you happiest? :: my puppy :o), stoner, wifey
What makes you the saddest? :: chelsea, my gma, zeke, some songs, some movies
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+ Have You Ever +
Said ‘I Love You’ and not meant it? :: yeh
Taken drugs? :: yeh
Been cautioned/arrested? :: yes sirrrr "HEY COPPER"
Been to a concert? :: yeh
Cried during a movie? :: yessss
Been on stage? :: yeh
Witnessed a crime? :: hahaha omg, wifey, those mexicans that we said stole stuff from the mall and ran out, and then heather "omg theyre terroists"
Swore at your parents? :: yeh
Been abroad? :: no
Been on holiday? :: been on holiday? wtffff
Failed a grade? :: no
Told the person you had a crush on you liked them? :: yeh
Ran away from home? :: yeap
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+ Last Thing You Did +
Last thing you ate :: gum
Last drink you drank :: water
Last magazine you read :: cosmo girl
Last person you spoke to :: in person, my mommy, at school, benny/eric, online.. tyface, phone.. the doctors office
Last person you emailed :: mommy
Last thing you bought :: lunch
Last shop you went in :: goods furniture... i think? NO ECKARD i baught minutes
Last song you listened to :: nice and slow ; usher
Last website you went on :: this one
Last time you said anything :: when my mommy left
Last person you kissed :: oh my.. tyface :o)
Last person you said "I love you" to :: wifey
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+ Celebrities +
Which celebrity would you most like to meet? :: ty pennington
Which top 3 celebs would you most like to trip over in the street? :: 1. corey feldman 2. charlie sheen 3. matt lillard
Who was your first celeb crush? :: charlie sheen, river pheonex..
Who is you current celeb crush? :: ty pennington, drake bell, ricky ullman, kerian culkin, corey feldman, rabb himself :o)
Which celebs have your parents got crushes on? :: ew i dont know
Have you ever met a famous person? :: yeh
Have you ever seen a band in concert? :: yeh
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+ Favourites +
Favourite colour :: orange
Favourite band :: breaking benjamin
Favourite solo singer :: eminem
Favourite film :: drop dead fred
Favourite song :: break my fall
Favourite album :: dark side of the moon
Favourite TV programme :: nip/tuck
Favourite F.R.I.E.N.D.S character :: joey
Favourite day of the week :: SLAP ASS TUESDAY ;) .. friday rape stoner day
Favourite day of the year :: halloween, 420.. ben "umm.. april .. 20th?" me "ben, you retard.. do you realize what you just said" ben "no.. wait.." *counts fingers* *ben laughs*
Favourite type of music :: i dont do lables, i like what i like, and i like alot of stuff
Favourite TV channel :: 21/33
Favourite boys name :: dannielle doesnt share her names
Favourite girls name :: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Favourite person in the world :: my puppy :o), harley.. wifey, stoner
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+ Body Matters +
Do you like your body? :: no
What would you change about your body if you had the chance? :: LIPOSUCTION thats all i gotta say
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+ Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes +
Do you like the shape of your head? sure
Do you like your eyes? sometimes
What colour are your eyes? brown
What would you change about your face? the fact that when i smile, i look chinky as shit
Are you attractive/average/ugly? :: id say average, bc i know that there is uglier people
Have you got broad shoulders? :: yes
Do you like your shoulders? :: yeh
Have you got knobbly knees? :: idk what that means
Do your feet? :: do my feet what.. my feet are small only a 7 1/2 in mens :x
Describe your feet? :: theyre feet..
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+ Tattoos and Piercings +
Have you got any tattoos or piercings? :: peircings
How many do you have? :: 5 peircings
What are they of? :: ......................
Do you think lip, belly, eyebrow and nose piercings look good? :: omg, eyebrows and lips, eeee sexy
What do you think of sleeves (tattoos all on the arm)? :: i odnt like them, arms are pretty and tatoos cover that up
Would you ever consider getting a tattoo - if you don’t already have one? :: yes sir, im getting one sometime.. later
If yes, what would you have? :: im getting X's .. dont ask, i just am.. and im getting "sorry" and stars and moons for my kids
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+ Emotions +
Do you show your emotions much? :: nope
What scares you most in life? :: dieng alone
What angers you most in life? :: people
What upsets you most in life? :: people
What makes you happy in life? :: people and my puppy
What helps cheer you up? :: people and my puppy
Who is usually there for you when you feel down? :: wifey, stoner, tyface [even though i wont let him be]
Are you more optimistic then pessimistic? :: pessimistic
Is the glass half full or half empty? :: its broken bitches
How short is your temper? :: very short
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+ Choose One +
Tom Delonge/Mark Hoppus :: tom
Blink-182/Busted :: blink
Busted/McFly :: idk what they are :x
Ashton Kutcher/Topher Grace :: ashton
Watching movies at home/Watching movies at the cinemas :: home
Crisps/Chips :: chips
McDonalds/KFC :: MAC DONALDS
Rock music/Pop music :: rock
Punk/RnB :: punk
Black/White :: both
Hot/Cold :: both
Red/Blue :: blue
Happy/Sad :: .. eh
Cameron Diaz/Drew Barrymore :: *kills them*
Avril Lavigne/Fefe Dobson :: *pukes on your shoes*
Talking over the phone/Talking face to face :: face to face
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+ Random Questions +
If you could have one wish in the world, what would it be? :: happiness
If you had the chance to meet 3 people, dead or alive, which 3 would you choose? :: 1. kurt cobain 2. ty pennington 3. river pheonex
Who would play you in a film about your life? :: the girl that played sam in now and then
What’s the first word you lay your eyes on after you’ve finished reading this sentence? :: dannys
Do you have posters on your wall? :: on my door, new walls :x
If yes, how many have you got? :: who knows
Who or what are they of? :: bands, things people made me. "feel the rush" concert thing
What will you be doing at 9:00 tonight? :: who knows
How much jewellery are you wearing at the minute and what are you wearing? :: 11 things, 3 hair ties, 2 yarn things i made, 3 bottle ring things, one thing from the football game, 1 "shag" braclet, and 1 thing from inside a hair tie, thats all blue black and braded..
Do you have a life motto? :: no
Have you ever been in love? :: im not sure
Who was your first non-famous crush? :: craig
What is your marital status? :: im married, happily thanks wifey and derek <33
What is the weather like outside right now? :: nice, kinda chilly
Pick up one thing from your desk, what is it? :: drug free and proud pen braclet
Do you like watching TV? :: no
Describe the chair you’re sitting on :: its um, old
Have you enjoyed this survey? :: not particularly
Now, we will finish as we started - what is the time? 11:19 am
k thanks kids, OH MY
justin hartman and steven reepmolder want me to give them head, and kyle maxwell and curtis marshall think im a whore, guys suck :x
<3s
so here i am, missing meggys birthday and geeeezy creezy, tyface wilt and stoner are supposed to come to my house today, and looks like thats screwed over
wifey wanna go to DC with me this weekend, BC I HAVE TO GO DAMNIT I CANT GET MEGGY DRUNK THIS WEEKEND!!!!!!!!!!! uggggggggghhhhhhhhh
do you type really fast? - yes sirrrrr
does it annoy people who are around you (like in the library)? - probably
do you/did you like high school? - not really
how old are you? - 15
do you know anyone who has the same birthday as you? if so name them - yes, matt.. my cousin, my great aunt
favorite pen color - black
what word do you constantly misspell when typing? - believe
do you have trees in your yard? - yes
name one comedian that everyone thinks is funny but you absolutely cannot stand - mm, i dont know, I LOVE STEVEN LYNCH, MITCH HEDBURG, RON WHITE (all the BCCT boys), and um.. that one guy
name one director you hate and tell why - the guy who made "night stalker" what a messed up man he is
do you like tim burton? - yes
what annoys you more than anything? - liars, and some other things
tell me about the weirdest pair of socks you own - um, my GAY SOCKS ;) no, um.. maybe the ones that you have to like. lift flaps up or something, i dont know
if you woke up tomorrow morning as the opposite sex, what would you do first? - measure my penis
did you read fear street books? - not recently
how about sweet valley high? - i used to read sweet valley jr high.. lol
babysitter's club? the boxcar children? - baby sitters/ baby sitters little sisters and boxcar.. and i played boxcar too
goosebumps? - yeapp
favorite show on nickelodeon (can be from the late 80's/early 90's when nick was good) - OMG, salute your shorts nothing will ever beat that show
did you watch are you afraid of the dark? - definently.. everytime it was on, ive seen every episode
did zeebo the clown scare you? - no..
where do you vacation every summer? - i dont go somehwere every summer, i go camping every summer but different places
do you like the beach? - yeh, its ok
do you tan or burn easily? - i burn easy but dont tan, i just get like permantly burnt.. and scar -ed .. how do you spell the past tense of scar, its been bugging me
do you make up your own words and lingo? if so tell me about it - i say "neat sheets" and "heylo" and "oaky" "holarita" "todat" "h.o.t.t" "filf"
do you eat lots of tv dinners? - no
favorite hot pocket flavor - pepperoni pizza
if you could make one celebrity magically disappear, who would it be? - mmm, corey feldmans wife, is she famous? or jen [bams girlfriend] shes so ugly, or penelopee cruz,
how is life treating you? - ehhhh
do people like you? - sometimes
what do you think it is that makes the "popular" people popular? - sex, cheerleading, poker
what do you wear the most: jeans, cords, dickies, khakis, skirts, or shorts? - jeans, pjs, shorts [basketball shorts], or periscope
are you using a pc or mac? - pc, macs frustrate me
do you like chunky peanut butter? - sometimes
what amazes you about the opposite sex? - arms.. definently, im obsessed
are you in love with anyone? - not that im aware of, other then my wifey, stoner, meggy, and allen bc he loves me ;)
do you like anyone? - ugh, yes
if so, who - if you dont know, your stupid
why do you like them/why are you in love with them? - i dont know why i do, it just happens.. he has pretty arms though, and that damn shade of green in his eyes.. IM STOPING
favorite cereal - cinnomin toast crunch.. and lady bugs [CAUGH WIFEY]
name a movie that makes you cry - stand by me, soul food, all dogs go to heaven
what's something you like about the opposite sex, physically, that your friends think is odd? - arms.. necks and hands..
is it true that only the good die young? - yeap rest in peace benjamin noah manhart, lynzie marie wheeler
if so, are you going to live forever or die soon? - that just might depend on kile, and myself
do you live for today? - sometimes
how fast can you run? - not fast
favorite band from the 60's/70's - warrant.. i think theyre from then lol, i like the temptations and so on, but idk what years theyre from
have any of your friends had kids as teenagers? - rachel danner, but we havent been "friends" for a while..
did they finish high school? - she was in school pregnant, and now that she had her baby shes in again..
favorite 80's television show - the wonder years
were you even born in the 80's? - yes
what year? - 1988 :O)
have you ever taught a little kid a curse word? - yeh
if so which one was it? - fuck, cunt, fag, it depends on what you consider "curse"
do you think little boys are horrendously ill behaved? - omg no, cole <3 i love that little kid, even though he is bad.. but dakota is "horrendously ill behaved" he drives me ccrraazzyy
have you ever thrown anything at a moving car? if so, what? - um, gum, bottles, cups, paper, etc
name a villian in a movie that scared you when you were a kid - freddy kruger
have you seen the original friday the thirteenth? - ^^ :o) yes, ive seen them all.. only one scares me though.. that one with the little boy and the dinosour.. yeh
the original chucky? - seen them all [and i will see the new one when it comes out]
the original halloween? - yeap
what's your favorite channel? - comedy central/mtv
what do you say when you stub your toe off of the corner of the coffee table? - ow
what's the highest thing you've ever jumped off of and landed unharmed? - a cliff in hot springs AR, my roof, my carport
does it snow where you live? - yeh
if yes, do you go sled riding? - sometimes..
have you ever used anything weird, like a frisbee or a trashcan lid, for a sled? - i used a snow board?
how many people do you know who were born in november? - 3 or 4
what month has the most people you know born in it? - june
do holidays make you festive? - no
magazines you subscribe to - ym
do you read the supermarket tabloids? - the front cover if im waiting in line, and if amandas mom has that one laying on the kitchen table i read it lol
have you ever smashed somebody's halloween pumpkin? - yeh
ever had yours smashed? - we dont do decorating
do you celebrate christmas? - yeh
if not, do you still watch "how the grinch stole christmas" when it comes on television? - i love the grinch, hes so cute
do you think the grinch movie starring jim carrey was a waste of money? - kinda
ever had a hot teacher? - omg yes.. ok well no.. MR GUISE, is not hot, but a bunch of people think he is, i mean hes not that bad, but hes like the coolest so he cant be hot, mr.white now there is a sexy ass mofo
if yes, did you flirt with him/her? - no, mr.guise has seen me half naked though [I WAS PANTSED]
how do you treat people you are attracted to? (this is not a stupid question; some people are immature and are mean to those they like) - um, like my friends?
what do you want for your birthday this year? - stoners penis ;) no i dont know.. presents
have you ever egged somebody's house? - yes
has someone ever egged yours? - no
do we all go a little mad sometimes? - yes
what pisses you off more than anything in the world? - holly miller
do you still go trick or treating? - yes
do you believe in santa claus? - i think that at one point, there was a guy that gave kids presents for free, but he died.. id ont belive in the whole "around the world in one night" bullshit, just the spirit, bc it makes little kids happy
have you ever worked in a supermarket? - no
how about a restaurant? - no
if yes, do you agree with me when i say that those are the two worst establishments to work in? - ___
what color is your bedspread? - blue, i had to look
do your eyes change colors? - no
do you believe that we walked on the moon? - yeh
what's your opinion of the u.s. retaliation in afghanistan? - get our boys out, and just let them kill themselves [the afghaistan kids]
do you live by yourself? - no
have you ever gotten a computer virus? - yeh
if so, what was it and how did you get rid of it? - i dont konw what it was, mcafee
describe your junior high/middle school gym teacher - mr.winters; the coolest ever, even though he wouldnt sign my yearbook :x, he made fun of me when i got hurt, and would be my cheerleader.. mrs.jones; she was um, her, married to a ghetto ass black man, mrs. whatever her name was; i didnt like her, she needed to wear some unsee threw pants, we didnt like her checkered underwear
how do you react when someone is talking to you --up in your face-- and they have really bad breath? - push them away .. FOOBER
what was your first date like? - i dont know if ive ever been on a first "date"
did you go/are you going to the prom? - no
if you've already gone, was it good or bad? explain why - _________
do you get uneasy when you see a person of a different color than you walking down the same street as you in the middle of the night? - no
if yes, do you think that makes you racist? - ___________
are you a vegetarian? - no
how about vegan? - no
if no to both, do you think you could be? - no
have you ever given up a certain type of food? if so, what was it and why did you do it? - i dont really eat alot of meat, like chicken, bacon, pork chops, steak, rips etc.. i only eat hamburger and turkey.. ham on occasion, i just dont like the other things
spit out a random song lyric for me. make sure you tell me the name of the song and who sings it! - "i want a normal life just like a newborn child i am a lover hater i am instigator you are an oversight dont try to compromise i learn to love to hate it i am not integrated just call my name youll be ok your scream is burning through my veins sooner or later your gunna hate it go ahead and throw your life away" sooner or later ; breaking benjamin
who does the chores around your house? - mom
name one person who annoys you more than anyone else, and tell why - holly miller - shes disgusting, look at her, nasty whore.. colleen trimmer - hes disgusting, look at her, nasty whore.. EXACTLY
what movie could you watch a million times and never get tired of? - drop dead fred
what movie have you watched a million times, and you still laugh at the jokes? - blue collar comedy tour
what movie do you hope you never see again? - that clown movie, they cant act, i cant think of the name. but they were all "i like bongs" and they were SO GAY
have you ever hugged a stuffed animal or pillow and pretended that it was your significant other, or someone you had a crush on, and then someone caught you talking to it, and stroking its soft, fuzzy fur, and laughed at you and told the whole school? - haha no
do you drive? - sometimes
if so, do you like to drive at night or in the day time? - day
has anyone ever called you a bitch? - .. haha yes
has anyone ever called you an asshole? - yes, karmas a bitch devon
are you a bitch/asshole? - if i dont like you, yes
what's the first thing you do when you get home from school/work? - go pee
favorite pop tart flavor - chocolate chip
do you play any musical instruments? if so, what? - no
tell me about the best school-related activity you ever took part in - the only school related activity ive done is chorus, unless you count football games, they have theyre good times.. pep rallies gayyy[not an option], homecoming, wihch sucked ass. and the bon fire, which was fun
have you ever built a snowman? - yeh
did you cry when it melted, or when the kid next door knocked its head off with a shovel? - no
what's your religion? - dont have one
do you try to force it on other people? - no
do you knock on people's doors at 7 a.m. on saturdays, trying to give them a pamphlet and tell them about the lord, or ask random people at the mall if they’ve been saved, yet you think that doesn’t count as forcing religion, you son of a bitch? - no
what's the best restaurant you've ever eaten at? - WAFFLE HOUSE BITCHES jacksonville arkansas, thanks
have you ever been flipping channels late at night and caught a glimpse of some porn on skinemax? - yeh
if so, did you watch it? don't say no, i know you did - i watched it with chas and steven lots of times lol
what's the code word or phrase you and your friends use for the word SEX? - sex, fuck, kinkyness.. until me and amanda have sex, then its "todat"
is sex an uncomfortable topic for you? - no
what is the one thing in the world that just looking at it makes you vomit, or come close to it? - looking, nothing really.. hearing someone else throw up makes me gag thoug
when other people vomit, does it make you sick? - yes
do your clothes match? - not really, sorry sweeney
what are you wearing right now? - pjs, socks, a tank top, softball shirt..
did you ever have those fisher price roller skates that go over top of your shoes? - yeh
did you have a bike with a banana seat? - no
could you ride it? - _____
have you lived in the same house your entire life? - no
what’s the weirdest thing you’ve lived next to? - a bunch of mexicans that wanted to eat their dog.. i stole it though.. OH and my crossdressing neighbor that doesnt wear wigs half the time, hes bald
who is the ugliest person you’ve ever seen? - colleen trimmer
do you watch talk shows? - MURRAY
do you think miss cleo is full of shit? - yes sirrrr
if not, have you called her and wasted your money, you idiot? - all the time?
what are your thoughts on keeping animals in captivity? - i dont like it
what do you think of all the “superstores” that are popping up everywhere? (super walmart, super k-mart, super target)? - ew, i hate super walmart.. i love regular walmart.... ihate everything kmart stands for.. and target is bullshit, its expensive there
what do you think of pop music? - i dont really like it
tell me something i don’t know - i can blow bubbles with my eyes :O)
NEXT ONE GIGGLE
First of all, what is the time? :: 10:55 am
+ About Yourself +
Name :: dannielle
Age :: 15
Date of birth :: dec 14
Gender :: f
Where are you from? :: texas bitches.. "everythings bigger in texas" people wonder why im so "blessed"
Nicknames :: danny, wifey, gerld, orange head, sissy, greenyellow, too many to name
Middle name(s) :: nichole..
Do you have any pets? :: chuh
What makes you happiest? :: my puppy :o), stoner, wifey
What makes you the saddest? :: chelsea, my gma, zeke, some songs, some movies
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+ Have You Ever +
Said ‘I Love You’ and not meant it? :: yeh
Taken drugs? :: yeh
Been cautioned/arrested? :: yes sirrrr "HEY COPPER"
Been to a concert? :: yeh
Cried during a movie? :: yessss
Been on stage? :: yeh
Witnessed a crime? :: hahaha omg, wifey, those mexicans that we said stole stuff from the mall and ran out, and then heather "omg theyre terroists"
Swore at your parents? :: yeh
Been abroad? :: no
Been on holiday? :: been on holiday? wtffff
Failed a grade? :: no
Told the person you had a crush on you liked them? :: yeh
Ran away from home? :: yeap
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+ Last Thing You Did +
Last thing you ate :: gum
Last drink you drank :: water
Last magazine you read :: cosmo girl
Last person you spoke to :: in person, my mommy, at school, benny/eric, online.. tyface, phone.. the doctors office
Last person you emailed :: mommy
Last thing you bought :: lunch
Last shop you went in :: goods furniture... i think? NO ECKARD i baught minutes
Last song you listened to :: nice and slow ; usher
Last website you went on :: this one
Last time you said anything :: when my mommy left
Last person you kissed :: oh my.. tyface :o)
Last person you said "I love you" to :: wifey
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+ Celebrities +
Which celebrity would you most like to meet? :: ty pennington
Which top 3 celebs would you most like to trip over in the street? :: 1. corey feldman 2. charlie sheen 3. matt lillard
Who was your first celeb crush? :: charlie sheen, river pheonex..
Who is you current celeb crush? :: ty pennington, drake bell, ricky ullman, kerian culkin, corey feldman, rabb himself :o)
Which celebs have your parents got crushes on? :: ew i dont know
Have you ever met a famous person? :: yeh
Have you ever seen a band in concert? :: yeh
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+ Favourites +
Favourite colour :: orange
Favourite band :: breaking benjamin
Favourite solo singer :: eminem
Favourite film :: drop dead fred
Favourite song :: break my fall
Favourite album :: dark side of the moon
Favourite TV programme :: nip/tuck
Favourite F.R.I.E.N.D.S character :: joey
Favourite day of the week :: SLAP ASS TUESDAY ;) .. friday rape stoner day
Favourite day of the year :: halloween, 420.. ben "umm.. april .. 20th?" me "ben, you retard.. do you realize what you just said" ben "no.. wait.." *counts fingers* *ben laughs*
Favourite type of music :: i dont do lables, i like what i like, and i like alot of stuff
Favourite TV channel :: 21/33
Favourite boys name :: dannielle doesnt share her names
Favourite girls name :: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Favourite person in the world :: my puppy :o), harley.. wifey, stoner
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+ Body Matters +
Do you like your body? :: no
What would you change about your body if you had the chance? :: LIPOSUCTION thats all i gotta say
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+ Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes +
Do you like the shape of your head? sure
Do you like your eyes? sometimes
What colour are your eyes? brown
What would you change about your face? the fact that when i smile, i look chinky as shit
Are you attractive/average/ugly? :: id say average, bc i know that there is uglier people
Have you got broad shoulders? :: yes
Do you like your shoulders? :: yeh
Have you got knobbly knees? :: idk what that means
Do your feet? :: do my feet what.. my feet are small only a 7 1/2 in mens :x
Describe your feet? :: theyre feet..
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+ Tattoos and Piercings +
Have you got any tattoos or piercings? :: peircings
How many do you have? :: 5 peircings
What are they of? :: ......................
Do you think lip, belly, eyebrow and nose piercings look good? :: omg, eyebrows and lips, eeee sexy
What do you think of sleeves (tattoos all on the arm)? :: i odnt like them, arms are pretty and tatoos cover that up
Would you ever consider getting a tattoo - if you don’t already have one? :: yes sir, im getting one sometime.. later
If yes, what would you have? :: im getting X's .. dont ask, i just am.. and im getting "sorry" and stars and moons for my kids
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+ Emotions +
Do you show your emotions much? :: nope
What scares you most in life? :: dieng alone
What angers you most in life? :: people
What upsets you most in life? :: people
What makes you happy in life? :: people and my puppy
What helps cheer you up? :: people and my puppy
Who is usually there for you when you feel down? :: wifey, stoner, tyface [even though i wont let him be]
Are you more optimistic then pessimistic? :: pessimistic
Is the glass half full or half empty? :: its broken bitches
How short is your temper? :: very short
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+ Choose One +
Tom Delonge/Mark Hoppus :: tom
Blink-182/Busted :: blink
Busted/McFly :: idk what they are :x
Ashton Kutcher/Topher Grace :: ashton
Watching movies at home/Watching movies at the cinemas :: home
Crisps/Chips :: chips
McDonalds/KFC :: MAC DONALDS
Rock music/Pop music :: rock
Punk/RnB :: punk
Black/White :: both
Hot/Cold :: both
Red/Blue :: blue
Happy/Sad :: .. eh
Cameron Diaz/Drew Barrymore :: *kills them*
Avril Lavigne/Fefe Dobson :: *pukes on your shoes*
Talking over the phone/Talking face to face :: face to face
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+ Random Questions +
If you could have one wish in the world, what would it be? :: happiness
If you had the chance to meet 3 people, dead or alive, which 3 would you choose? :: 1. kurt cobain 2. ty pennington 3. river pheonex
Who would play you in a film about your life? :: the girl that played sam in now and then
What’s the first word you lay your eyes on after you’ve finished reading this sentence? :: dannys
Do you have posters on your wall? :: on my door, new walls :x
If yes, how many have you got? :: who knows
Who or what are they of? :: bands, things people made me. "feel the rush" concert thing
What will you be doing at 9:00 tonight? :: who knows
How much jewellery are you wearing at the minute and what are you wearing? :: 11 things, 3 hair ties, 2 yarn things i made, 3 bottle ring things, one thing from the football game, 1 "shag" braclet, and 1 thing from inside a hair tie, thats all blue black and braded..
Do you have a life motto? :: no
Have you ever been in love? :: im not sure
Who was your first non-famous crush? :: craig
What is your marital status? :: im married, happily thanks wifey and derek <33
What is the weather like outside right now? :: nice, kinda chilly
Pick up one thing from your desk, what is it? :: drug free and proud pen braclet
Do you like watching TV? :: no
Describe the chair you’re sitting on :: its um, old
Have you enjoyed this survey? :: not particularly
Now, we will finish as we started - what is the time? 11:19 am
k thanks kids, OH MY
justin hartman and steven reepmolder want me to give them head, and kyle maxwell and curtis marshall think im a whore, guys suck :x
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