Nerd, Nerd, Nerd. Meme, meme, meme. Sheep, sheep, sheep.
1. Tell me something obvious about yourself.
I am Nerdanel the Wise. Wife to the greatest of the Noldor. Mother to seven adoring children. And will have my hats.
2. Tell me something about yourself that I don't know.
I'm afraid of the dark.
3. What is your biggest fear?
Eight letters long. Starts with a 's', ends with a 'l'. Bright and sparkles.
4. Do you normally take the safe route or the shortcut?
I go where I please.
5. What is the one thing you want the most that you can't buy with money?
Money? Tsk, tsk. We do not discuss money in polite society.
6. What is your most treasured possession?
My hats. The husband and children, of course.
7. What is the one thing you hate most about yourself that you do the most often?
I do enjoy the odd tipple or two or ten in the afternoon.
8. Tell me something about you sexually that I don't know.
Oh dear me. *blushes* I defer to my husband.
9. Tell me something about you sexually that everybody knows.
Two words. Grasshopper sex.
10. What is your favorite lie to tell?
'Now dearie. The Teleri are not weak willed, simple minded, swan loving, peaceniks. And we mustn't look down upon them... they're just different.'
11. Name something you have done once that you can't wait to do again.
Eating julienned potatoes fried in fat. I heard the plebs calling them chips. One actually eats them standing up, with one's hands. How deliciously naughty and post-modern!
12. Are you the jealous type?
Why of course not. I am Nerdanel the wise. Wise elves do not do jealousy.
13. What is the one person, place or thing that you can never say no to?
Hats. Marital relations with the husband.
14. What is the nicest thing someone has ever done for you?
Cook stayed on and was my rock during those dark, dark years right after the Oath.
15. When was the last time you cried?
Well, the husband was doing this thing with his tongue...
16. When was the last time you felt so good that nothing else mattered?
See 15.
17. Do you feel comfortable in public with no shirt on?
o_O
18. Name something embarrassing you did while drunk.
I am never embarrassing. Ask my children.