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[wife_of_feanor]

*squees*

WEDDING!!!

And more importantly, my ELDEST DAUGHTER'S WEDDING!!!

I GET TO BE THE MOTHER OF THE BRIDE!!!

Oh dear Eru... the wedding plans... the 'mother of the bride' hat... china patterns..

*swoons with delight*

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[kurufinwe]

my one and only DAUGHTER'S WEDDING!!!

Nana? Are you forgetting the twins?

[wife_of_feanor]

((*head bang* crap, crap, crapity crap. *keeps on repeating 'shite mun'*))

*smiles graciously while poking the mun in the ribs*

*forces the mun to go do some editing*

Tea dear?

[kurufinwe]

Whiskey?

*loves his nana and her mun, XD*

[wife_of_feanor]

Of course...

*pours Feanor's best into a teacup*

*loves her boy and his mun too*

*pats his upper thigh while giving him the tea*

[kurufinwe]

*looks at your hand and cringes a little*

*chugalugs his 'tea'*

[wife_of_feanor]

*sees you cringe*

*rolls my eyes and smiles*

Really dearie... I am your Nana. There's nothing there I haven't seen or touched before.

[kurufinwe]

jbsfk; jbflk; NANA!

[wife_of_feanor]

Well it's true you know...

You had the most annoying habit of weeing when your nappie was being changed. And there was only so many times your nursemaid or I could put up with being squirted in the face. So we came up with the most cunning plan of always holding your little 'elf-hood' downwards whilst changing your nappies..

[kurufinwe]

*drinks the whiskey directly out of the bottle*

[wife_of_feanor]

*drums my fingers against your thigh*

Hmmm... I wonder if it's genetic. I must ask Mirime if Miro's the same...

[mrs_maglor]

Yep. He shot a streak of piss right at Turco's face while he was changing him.

[kurufinwe]

Don't encourage her.

[mrs_maglor]

*ignores you*

So... what else did Curvo use to do?

[wife_of_feanor]

Well... I think he got quite used to someone pressing down on his itty elf-hood.

Oh course all elflings go through the same thing at one time or another, but we had the hardest time discouraging him to stop... well... you know...

*waves my hands around in a vague way*

[mrs_maglor]

Playing with it?

*smirks*

[wife_of_feanor]

*nods*

But don't bring it up. It embarrasses Curufin so much.

Of course, I don't see why it should. It's only natural... a part of growing up.