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Mar 09, 2004 23:24

*gets out my home facial and haircare kit*

*lies on the daybed in the conservatory and has one of the maids put a henna pack on my hair, a mud pack on my face and a seaweed pack on my neck and hands*

*finishes this off with a cucumber slice over each eye*

Ahhhh... bliss...

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caranthire March 9 2004, 15:21:47 UTC
*wanders in leading Morno*

Nana, do you know where Ada put that shield he made me when I was really little? The toy one... eww... that whole beauty treatment crap smells really bad.

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wife_of_feanor March 9 2004, 15:26:57 UTC
*turns my face slightly towards where your voice is coming from*

*tries my best to be coherent without moving my lips*

Wo seild a u alking abou?

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mornaquilde March 9 2004, 15:28:47 UTC
*runs out from behind his mother*

*stops dead in his tracks*

*stares at you for a second before letting loose a blood curdling shriek*

NANA!!!!!!!! DEMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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wife_of_feanor March 9 2004, 15:33:02 UTC
*bolts upright*

Demon?

OH DEAR! IS IT THAT MONSTROUS SPIDER AGAIN?

*scrambles up on the daybed and starts shaking my skirts madly*

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mornaquilde March 9 2004, 15:34:44 UTC
*screams louder*

*lunges at Caranthire and starts wailing hysterically*

NANA!!!!! SMITE! SMITE!!!!!

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caranthire March 9 2004, 15:36:47 UTC
MOTHER!! CALM THE FUCK DOWN!! YOU'RE SCARING THE SHIT OUT OF MORNO WITH THAT CRAP ON YOUR FACE AND YOUR HYSTERICS!!!

It's alright Morno, that's your daer-nana...

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mornaquilde March 9 2004, 15:39:50 UTC
*buries face in your shoulder, still freaking out*

NO! NO! NO! BAAAAAD!!! MAKE GO AWAY!!!!!!!

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wife_of_feanor March 9 2004, 15:40:57 UTC
*gasps*

Did you say Morno? He talks?

*removes the cucumber slices*

*gasps again*

My baby grandson-heir is growing up! :D :D

*holds out my arms and beams*

Come to daer-nana dearie! Give me a kiss!

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mornaquilde March 9 2004, 15:42:51 UTC
*hazards a glance your way*

*screams again*

NO!!!!! NO NO NO NO NO!!!

NANA! GO!!!!!!!

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caranthire March 9 2004, 15:43:50 UTC
*hisses*

Mother. SHUT THE FUCK UP AND BACK AWAY FROM HIM NOW. HE'S BEEN TRAUMATISED ENOUGH WITH ELROS SCREAMING AT HIM YESTERDAY.

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wife_of_feanor March 9 2004, 15:51:57 UTC
*would frown if the much pack hadn't frozen my facial expression into a perpetual beam*

*still beaming* Don't be silly. Why would he be traumatiesd by his daer-nana?

He's just shy... now give him to me dearie...

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caranthire March 9 2004, 15:57:42 UTC
MOTHER! HE'S FUCKING PETRIFIED!!! HE'S SCARED OF THE STUFF ON YOUR FACE! DON'T TELL ME I DON'T KNOW MY OWN SON'S EMOTIONS!!!

*rubs Morno's back and soothes him*

It's alright honey. Nana's here and is NOT going to let ANYthing happen to you.

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wife_of_feanor March 9 2004, 16:03:43 UTC
*cracks start to appear on the surface of the mud as my lip trembles*

I... I just wanted to hold my grandson...

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caranthire March 9 2004, 16:08:03 UTC
NANA...

Go. Get that stuff off your face and meet us outside, okay?

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wife_of_feanor March 9 2004, 16:11:27 UTC
*snif* Now? *snif*

I can wash off the face pack but the henna has to stay on for another hour...

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caranthire March 9 2004, 16:13:17 UTC
*sighs*

Put a shower cap on it. It'll actually help since the heat retained helps the process of absorbing the henna.

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