Mar 09, 2004 23:24
*gets out my home facial and haircare kit*
*lies on the daybed in the conservatory and has one of the maids put a henna pack on my hair, a mud pack on my face and a seaweed pack on my neck and hands*
*finishes this off with a cucumber slice over each eye*
Ahhhh... bliss...
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Nana, do you know where Ada put that shield he made me when I was really little? The toy one... eww... that whole beauty treatment crap smells really bad.
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*tries my best to be coherent without moving my lips*
Wo seild a u alking abou?
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*stops dead in his tracks*
*stares at you for a second before letting loose a blood curdling shriek*
NANA!!!!!!!! DEMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Demon?
OH DEAR! IS IT THAT MONSTROUS SPIDER AGAIN?
*scrambles up on the daybed and starts shaking my skirts madly*
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*lunges at Caranthire and starts wailing hysterically*
NANA!!!!! SMITE! SMITE!!!!!
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It's alright Morno, that's your daer-nana...
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NO! NO! NO! BAAAAAD!!! MAKE GO AWAY!!!!!!!
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Did you say Morno? He talks?
*removes the cucumber slices*
*gasps again*
My baby grandson-heir is growing up! :D :D
*holds out my arms and beams*
Come to daer-nana dearie! Give me a kiss!
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*screams again*
NO!!!!! NO NO NO NO NO!!!
NANA! GO!!!!!!!
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Mother. SHUT THE FUCK UP AND BACK AWAY FROM HIM NOW. HE'S BEEN TRAUMATISED ENOUGH WITH ELROS SCREAMING AT HIM YESTERDAY.
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*still beaming* Don't be silly. Why would he be traumatiesd by his daer-nana?
He's just shy... now give him to me dearie...
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*rubs Morno's back and soothes him*
It's alright honey. Nana's here and is NOT going to let ANYthing happen to you.
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I... I just wanted to hold my grandson...
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Go. Get that stuff off your face and meet us outside, okay?
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I can wash off the face pack but the henna has to stay on for another hour...
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Put a shower cap on it. It'll actually help since the heat retained helps the process of absorbing the henna.
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