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Jan 24, 2004 01:14

*looks in the mirror*

*doesn't like what I see*

The broomcloset is doing nothing for my complexion..

*sighs*

*has heard the spas in Alqualonde can do wonders*

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lord_feanor January 24 2004, 01:30:41 UTC

Uh...

Dear? Aren't we trying to avoid people who hate me?

wife_of_feanor January 24 2004, 01:35:40 UTC

*looks at you*

*looks in the mirror again*

Yes... definitely getting sallow..

Umm.. you could always put on a wig and wear a dress?

lord_feanor January 24 2004, 01:36:53 UTC

*GLARES*

The PURPOSE of GOING on VACATION is to RELAX.

*twitches slightly*

wife_of_feanor January 24 2004, 01:43:09 UTC

*wants my spa dammit*

Of course herven...

*thinks*

We could go to Alqualonde dressed as plebs and they'd never know it was us? I'm sure you cold borrow something from Haldir.

lord_feanor January 24 2004, 01:45:37 UTC

>.< I'm NOT borrowing ANYTHING off of HALDIR.

Look. Can't we stay somewhere NEAR town so I don't have to risk being burnt at the stake and you can go do your thing in town?

wife_of_feanor January 24 2004, 01:51:48 UTC

*sniffs*

Well if you insist herven...

*sighs*

It's up to you.

lord_feanor January 24 2004, 01:56:37 UTC

Look, I'd be more than happy to visit Swanfuckerville except for that small snag in history.

wife_of_feanor January 24 2004, 02:24:14 UTC

Yes yes.. of course...

*is distracted by something that's just come in the post*

*reads it, brightens up and hands it to you*

What about this then, herven?

lord_feanor January 24 2004, 02:25:49 UTC

*pales in terror at the word 'colon'*

Uhm... Is there somewhere that isn't so keen on bowels?

wife_of_feanor January 24 2004, 02:30:05 UTC

But think about it dear. You've been so cranky lately... maybe it is because you have bad energy in your bowels.

And it's 'buy one get one free'..

*looks at you hopefully*

lord_feanor January 24 2004, 02:31:55 UTC

FINE!

We can GO there.

BUT LEAVE MY BOWELS OUT OF THIS!!!

wife_of_feanor January 24 2004, 02:41:02 UTC

:D :D :D

*hugs and kisses you*

*has faith in Elrohir's powers of persuasion*

*goes off to pack*

*wonders what kind of outfit one wears to a bowel cleansing*

Hmmm... brown? Or would that just be too cliched..

lord_feanor January 24 2004, 02:42:09 UTC

*sighs*

*wonders if middle earth and all it's short funny foreign people is as bad as all this*

maglor_harper January 24 2004, 02:00:57 UTC

:|

Oh you DID NOT just imply that my intended is a pleb?

wife_of_feanor January 24 2004, 02:08:52 UTC

Now now, being a pleb isn't a bad thing... it's just... um... different. And everyone can't be like us... there'd be no one left to fetch and carry.

maglor_harper January 24 2004, 02:15:53 UTC

Different. Yes. Oh it's a good thing Daer-ada is in the cupboard at the moment...

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