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[wienersandbeans]

I'm helping my mother part with her hoard of warehouse-sale bulk purchases, stockpiled gifts, and outdated furniture from the last 30 years. It fills the enormous basement of her enormous house, because she has the terrible hoarding disease.

I'm listing a few choice items on craigslist ... here's my favourite.