◇ Seventh Wind [audio]

[wieldswindwaker]

If anyone could please tell me what a "van" is? I've never seen one.

[In the background, very clear voices can be heard, most saying things to the effect of "Hurry up!" or "Just get in already!"]

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[1/2]

[magical_logic]

It's a larger vehicle, built for carrying groups of people or eqiup--

[2/2]

[magical_logic]

...What prompted this question?

[wieldswindwaker]

I'm being asked by some others to get inside one.

[magical_logic]

I didn't think there were automobiles here.... Could you switch the feed to video, so I can get a look at it?

[video]

[wieldswindwaker]

[After some fumbling-Link's still not so great at the technology-the camera reveals Link's puzzles face. There's a battered, unmarked white van behind him. From the angle, you can't see anyone who's inside it.]

[video]

[magical_logic]

[Oh wow that is definitely a real, actual van. A real, actual, unsafe-looking, unmarked, white van that someone is trying to get a child into. Needless to say, Edgeworth's alarm bells are ringing.]

Who's asking you to get inside? Is it anyone you know?

[video]

[wieldswindwaker]

I don't know them. A woman is in charge. I think.

[video]

[magical_logic]

It's dangerous to get in a vehicle with someone you don't know, man or woman. You should exercise caution.

[video]

[wieldswindwaker]

Alright, sir. I will.

...What is a 'vehicle?'

[video]

[magical_logic]

Any mechanism used for transportation is a vehicle. Airplanes, cars, trains, boats, even a horse-drawn cart--all are vehicles. Do you understand?

[video]

[wieldswindwaker]

Yes, sir. Thank you.