Oct 05, 2009 08:20
So, started me weekend jaunt to the SoCon Camarilla convention by
picking up a friend at the airport. While there, the skycap asked me if
he was my son.
Dude, I know I'm gonna be 40 this year, but seriously?
So, here are some quotes from my weekend that helped me ignore that
insult. Some were IC and some were OOC:
"You have amazing breasts"
"Nice ta-tas, chica"
"Why is it every woman I fall in love with is married or otherwise
unavailable?"
"Oh my God, you look AMAZING!"
"You are an evil woman"
"Where is your husband again?"
But my FAVORITE was this one:
"Shut up, MILF!"
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