romanticalgirl is correct: I seem incapable of writing any porn that doesn not involve a 15 page lead up to the actual sex. This isn't exactly news, but it's still very sad.
The old adage is true: you do catch more feedback flies with porn honey than with gen vinegar. That's not news, either.
Discussions about what to call a guy's dick? Pure comic gold, apparently.
You guys are pervs. Oh wait...that's not news, either.
I'm currently watching Dark Kingdom: The Dragon King, aka The Sword of Xanten, aka The Ring of the Nibelungs, aka "the worst career choice Sam West ever made, even worse than Helsing." Ok, yeah, that's kind of a mouth full, but wow, this movie is bad. Yes, I know I was warned, but sweet mother of God, this sucks like a Hoover. Seriously. Even by Sci-Fi "original miniseries event" standards, this is baaaad.
Hee! I just got an email in my spam filter with the header "can you believe this crap?"
Hmmm...I wonder if someone else is watching this movie? ;-)