New Gay Terms You Should Know (Just in Case You Bump Into Them Next Time)

[wideyeshut]

Here's some new gay terms:

Fauxmos: Straight guys who act gayer than Kylie on a Mardi Gras float. It's easy to spot a fauxmo in their natural environment; the fringe is perfectly coiffed, they've spent more money on their outfits than anyone else in the club and they cleverly court the attention of both sexes. Just watch out though, fauxmos may

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Bravo said the Frenchman :p

[anonymous]

Hi Sir Alain!!! you're downright hilarious, I could never forget you!!! btw, I just got divorce, found a french lover, worried about a lady friend who's having guy problem and is about to resort in marrying me! wooo hooooo!!! Also, my BF said, he never did a bromance with his kind of childhood friend, Aminin! hahaha, anyways, glad to have found you back... I lost track of you when I had probs with my previous marriage. Guess what?!?! I have a super hot neighbor accross the street. He's within your league, in fact, I am jealous of him he's difinitely sexy-er than me. I better hook him up with someone soon before he tries to take my bf away. LOL, honestly, he's a hot Latino, tall, freakin sexy face, curvy, etc... I hope you don't mind me ranting like this in your journal. It's meeeeeeee Daffy!!! take care Idol!

Re: Bravo said the Frenchman :p

[wideyeshut]

oh my gosh, Daffy, you have become naughtier the last time I checked my mind! or must you be trying to be smarter than me when it comes to mastering the art of seduction? bwahahahahaha....

it would be nice to catch with ya in yahoo. and as to your neighbor, it's his lose without even taking a glimpse of me. is he gay, too? goooossshhhhhh knows, how i worship a latino notches! hehehehehe.... i made out with four latinos before and girl, they're so passionate about everything in bed.

and to your new bf...? it's not my business but the way he "denied" the bromance chuvaness with his childhood friend, i don't he's telling the truth. bwahahahahaha... i know french men better than you. believe me. :))

Re: Bravo said the Frenchman :p

[anonymous]

hahaha! My bf(Sebastien) shook his head like a stallion ;) He said, no,no,no,no.... told him, He's lucky to have found me then, coz I like probing asses... hahahah, I told him that you know better about frenchmen than I do, and again, he denied it profusely... he's reaction was soooo funnny! You should have been here to see his verbal denial. Anyhow, yep, my neighbor is a f--ing handsome gay! and I am soooo envious of him! He teaches cheer-leading classes to some local schools here. As soon as I get a hold of him, I'll let him know about you, and so, maybe you guys can make friends, and also for my own benifit of which is... to stop suspecting him of taking my bf away! hahahahah. Also, Sebastien and I read your recent journal, he said, he can picture your personality, he said "awesome" :)He said you may check his website, so he can prove to you that he only swings 'the right way' which of course, uhm... ambot lang!!!! hahahaha, tho, it does not bother, whatever he is :p Ingat Sir Alain!