And now, for something completely different!
I was warned that there would be a flurry of weddings after leaving college. I hardly feel old enough to drive, let alone vote and drink legally, but for those making the plunge down the aisle or what-have-you, I can't help but laugh when reading drivel like this:
On how they chose the perfect wedding bands, using deductive reasoning
"Todd chose a moderately thick, white gold band rimmed with two thin rings of polished metal. 'Todd plays golf, and his ring has to be comfortable so it doesn't affect his handicap,' Ashley says."
This spells out SUPER-WASP, does it not? Will they be coordinating the wedding colors to the shades of their favorite Top-Siders and the deck of their yacht?
On how they chose the perfect wedding bands, using deductive reasoning
"Todd chose a moderately thick, white gold band rimmed with two thin rings of polished metal. 'Todd plays golf, and his ring has to be comfortable so it doesn't affect his handicap,' Ashley says."
This spells out SUPER-WASP, does it not? Will they be coordinating the wedding colors to the shades of their favorite Top-Siders and the deck of their yacht?