like omfgzz!@#$ tori knows how to rock the boat...

[wideeyeddream]

Aight.
This is Victoria. I am updating for the lovely Mr. Ben Stephens aka Bitch.
I am his whore. No, kidding, Im all yours!

So what has Ben been up to lately... well he goes to school.
Makes out with his girlfriend in the hallway.
Seriously, quit humping and write some fucking lyrics.
No, kidding.

Then he sees me in lunch. I kick his ass.
Oh yeah, he is no longer a vegetarian. He ate a chicken sandwich at lunch today. What a fucking prick, what the hell is that kid thinking? I dont know. But he is INFATUATED with Alyssa. And he seems really happy. So good for him. Good for Ben. Ben is a good guy. Even though he is a total pot-head. hah no, kidding, he wont even touch a cigarette. But he sure will drink up a Heineken! So will I, kids. So will I.

All that other shit is shit.
Like Coors Light, Bud Light, Budweiser, etc. Shit shit shit.

America is shit.
Praise Europe. I love Europe.
We will stop there.

And I am fucking cold! I hate this vent.

I want tea.

Bye, Ben sends all his hugs and kisses!
Not really, he is a stengy crack man-whore.

-Ben and Victoria.

PS: Ben, My Chemical Romance suck ass. Sorry.