Michael's brain is missing!
According to currently unsubstantiated reports, the brain of musical legend Michael Jackson was removed from his body shortly before or after his death and is presently being kept alive in a twisted experimentation that could see him perform at the currently postponed birthday concert with a sophisticated hologram. It is alleged that Mr Jackson was given a powerful anaesthetic to simulate death until his arrival at hospital where it is rumoured that his brain was taken and displaced to a jar-like life support machine in a bizarre Frankensteinesque experiment.
Our resident wide eyed prophet of doom was quoted as saying “No, we don‘t have the technology to do that! Please stop asking me questions and make the voices stop!”
Michael Jackson’s doctors have so far failed to issue a denial of these claims.
Our resident wide eyed prophet of doom was quoted as saying “No, we don‘t have the technology to do that! Please stop asking me questions and make the voices stop!”
Michael Jackson’s doctors have so far failed to issue a denial of these claims.