On Christmas at the Stonson's - A not-so-cuddeback-cluster-feck
"Oily Travis?!" - Joseph
"Wow...!" - Jen and Travis.
"You're cut off!" - Wilde
"I'm a were-ferret." - Joseph
"Were-furry?" - Wilde
"Were-fairy?" - Keepy
"Were-furry-fairy?" - Wilde
"A furry ferret?" - Keepy
"A fairy ferret?" - Wilde
"A fury fairy ferret?" - Keepy
"I'm a furry Ferrari?!" - Joseph
"Joseph, I've got your crotch orb. It's on my back and I'm taking it for a ride." - Wilde
"Taken out of context that sounds really odd." - Joseph
"Even in context that sounds really odd." - Keepy
"Travis has a crotch orb too!" - Bran
"Maybe it was your crotch orb..." - Joseph
"I don't want to hear about us hypothetically sharing a crotch orb." - Travis
"I'm done. I'm out off this." - Joseph
"Game over?" - Bran
"He's pretty selfish for not wanting to share." - Keepy
"I don't have an option here, you little tard." - Travis
"You need to stand on a tarp next time dear."
"Did you say tarp or tard."
"Yeah, you need to stand on a tard next time."
"That's not a very nice thing to do to the tards."
"Do we put a tarp under the tards and stand on them?"
"Maybe we'll just spread newspapers."
"If we spread newspapers, then I can do everything in one place."
New Fad - mistletoe on unzipped jacket zipper - for those so much shorter than you...
"Napkins are for pansies. Are you a botanist?" - Joseph
"Shave first." - Neal, on chain mail
"Aladdin just tried to eat Joseph's pants. Joseph needs new pants!" - Bran
"I didn't get any blood, dammit!"
"You said dammit in church!"
*shocked, hand over mouth* "Oops!"
"Oh, Father Vu heard you - guess who's goin to confession after mass."
"But I have to tackle Mr. Rolwes after church!"
"Mom, I didn't get any blood."
"Bite Joseph"
"She can't reach his neck."
"Wow...!" - Jen and Travis.
"You're cut off!" - Wilde
"I'm a were-ferret." - Joseph
"Were-furry?" - Wilde
"Were-fairy?" - Keepy
"Were-furry-fairy?" - Wilde
"A furry ferret?" - Keepy
"A fairy ferret?" - Wilde
"A fury fairy ferret?" - Keepy
"I'm a furry Ferrari?!" - Joseph
"Joseph, I've got your crotch orb. It's on my back and I'm taking it for a ride." - Wilde
"Taken out of context that sounds really odd." - Joseph
"Even in context that sounds really odd." - Keepy
"Travis has a crotch orb too!" - Bran
"Maybe it was your crotch orb..." - Joseph
"I don't want to hear about us hypothetically sharing a crotch orb." - Travis
"I'm done. I'm out off this." - Joseph
"Game over?" - Bran
"He's pretty selfish for not wanting to share." - Keepy
"I don't have an option here, you little tard." - Travis
"You need to stand on a tarp next time dear."
"Did you say tarp or tard."
"Yeah, you need to stand on a tard next time."
"That's not a very nice thing to do to the tards."
"Do we put a tarp under the tards and stand on them?"
"Maybe we'll just spread newspapers."
"If we spread newspapers, then I can do everything in one place."
New Fad - mistletoe on unzipped jacket zipper - for those so much shorter than you...
"Napkins are for pansies. Are you a botanist?" - Joseph
"Shave first." - Neal, on chain mail
"Aladdin just tried to eat Joseph's pants. Joseph needs new pants!" - Bran
"I didn't get any blood, dammit!"
"You said dammit in church!"
*shocked, hand over mouth* "Oops!"
"Oh, Father Vu heard you - guess who's goin to confession after mass."
"But I have to tackle Mr. Rolwes after church!"
"Mom, I didn't get any blood."
"Bite Joseph"
"She can't reach his neck."