Overheard In Manhattan
I overheard the following little gem during a verbal altercation between some teenage hooligans and the manager at my local Gristede's supermarket:
Manager: YOU AIN'T ALLOWED IN THIS STORE ANYMORE!
Thug kid: Yeah? Well, you ain't allowed on the STREETS no more!
The next tasty little morsel is from someone I know, who will remain nameless for obvious reasons:
Anon: "So, a best friend of mine who shall remain nameless sent me a text message at work today, and it was a picture of this huge shit he took. It had to have been like 2 pounds, seriously."
Me: "Oh gross!"
Anon: "So I was like, fuck that shit. I deleted it right away, and went to the bathroom, took a picture of my nutsack and sent that to him."
Me: "I like your style."
Oh, and a little added bonus for reading this far :) take a look at the newest additions to my family:
http://www.shadenshadow.com/Kittens.htm
"Tinkerbell" is the "tortie point Himalayan female kitten."
"Boogieman" is the "black Persian male kitten."
(Names are in quotes because they're not set in stone yet.)
These precious little angels come home on or around September 1! I can't wait! :)
(The one in between them is the biggest sweetheart - I wanted him to be a New York cat, but my parents weren't down with that ;) hehe.)
Manager: YOU AIN'T ALLOWED IN THIS STORE ANYMORE!
Thug kid: Yeah? Well, you ain't allowed on the STREETS no more!
The next tasty little morsel is from someone I know, who will remain nameless for obvious reasons:
Anon: "So, a best friend of mine who shall remain nameless sent me a text message at work today, and it was a picture of this huge shit he took. It had to have been like 2 pounds, seriously."
Me: "Oh gross!"
Anon: "So I was like, fuck that shit. I deleted it right away, and went to the bathroom, took a picture of my nutsack and sent that to him."
Me: "I like your style."
Oh, and a little added bonus for reading this far :) take a look at the newest additions to my family:
http://www.shadenshadow.com/Kittens.htm
"Tinkerbell" is the "tortie point Himalayan female kitten."
"Boogieman" is the "black Persian male kitten."
(Names are in quotes because they're not set in stone yet.)
These precious little angels come home on or around September 1! I can't wait! :)
(The one in between them is the biggest sweetheart - I wanted him to be a New York cat, but my parents weren't down with that ;) hehe.)