Ick Ickity Ick Ick.

Aug 28, 2003 04:54

Can somebody tell me why i am looking at deadthings, sorry- correction BURNT deadthings, at 4:55 in the morning? I mean really. i am meant to glide through this course on a combination of sheer brilliance, astounding genius and a healthy dose of complete bullshittery, and now i find myself actually DOING WORK. Christ almighty, slay me now.

I need my head fixed. i really do. who really wants to be an expert on posthumous trauma..?

On the upside i actually managed to make a new icon. I was getting sick of looking at Influenza all the time. Do we all like my scalpel.? fitting yes.? Not as much as the 'flu, but still. Now i just need some computergeek friend of mine to tell me how to make animated ones, and i'll be in buisness.

Oh yes, the most revolting thing in the world is NOT to cut through a crispies carapace like i previously reported. It is to extract Vitreous Humour from the eye with a syringe in a crispie. I had just eaten, and it was revolting. When i am coroner, or a hideosly paid consultant wortking for the coroners court, i will pass a law stating that everyone that does not die in an orderly and serene fashion will be cremated without anyone offical looking at the corpse. Yeah that'll teach all you bastards who do icky, miserable deaths to bugger around with my gorge and bile duct.

bastards.
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