The Sims Medieval
I FUCKING LOVE THE SIMS MEDIEVAL. It was worth doing the tutorial like 9 times (you can't save during the tutorial).
Yeah, I stole my kingdom's name. Not the same place as THE Lorem, just named for it.
First, meet the man and woman ruling the castle:
Lord Omedon and Lady Telp. Omedon is Telpeloke's revered master, but the lady elf is quick to help him micromanage the kingdom (having expertise as ruling nobility herself) and act as his sharp-witted diplomat.
And the kingdom's main heroes: Extelle and Deverin, court mage and knight respectively.
Deverin's soldiers in the barracks have NO concept of privacy.
...So they chose to live in the mage tower, their first night therein producing a daughter (damnit, medieval times and your lack of birth control). Apparently, Ex must let Deverin cut her hair. As soon as she grows up and I CAN change the style, I totally will. Ironically, the day she was born, Omedon and Telp bid them collaborate to create unlife and produce a zombie, simply to see if it could be done. As fate would have it, it can. Deverin let the zombie live for about an hour before slaughtering it for poking Agatha.
Deverin put his soldiers to work defending the kingdom, and soon demand grew for a healer.
...And finally, Lord Omedon's subjects implored him to build a church so that they may commit their dead to the arms of a caring god. How could he refuse such a plea?
...Lorem's faith-finding hopefuls are soooo fucked.
Up next: Whisper's search for a lost child sends her to the church, and into the malevolent gaze of its dark priest.
Yeah, I stole my kingdom's name. Not the same place as THE Lorem, just named for it.
First, meet the man and woman ruling the castle:
Lord Omedon and Lady Telp. Omedon is Telpeloke's revered master, but the lady elf is quick to help him micromanage the kingdom (having expertise as ruling nobility herself) and act as his sharp-witted diplomat.
And the kingdom's main heroes: Extelle and Deverin, court mage and knight respectively.
Deverin's soldiers in the barracks have NO concept of privacy.
...So they chose to live in the mage tower, their first night therein producing a daughter (damnit, medieval times and your lack of birth control). Apparently, Ex must let Deverin cut her hair. As soon as she grows up and I CAN change the style, I totally will. Ironically, the day she was born, Omedon and Telp bid them collaborate to create unlife and produce a zombie, simply to see if it could be done. As fate would have it, it can. Deverin let the zombie live for about an hour before slaughtering it for poking Agatha.
Deverin put his soldiers to work defending the kingdom, and soon demand grew for a healer.
...And finally, Lord Omedon's subjects implored him to build a church so that they may commit their dead to the arms of a caring god. How could he refuse such a plea?
...Lorem's faith-finding hopefuls are soooo fucked.
Up next: Whisper's search for a lost child sends her to the church, and into the malevolent gaze of its dark priest.