Rear Window
You know, I've always been a bit disappointed that I never once looked out my window and saw a naked woman in an opposite window across the street. It's sort of expected of a young man. How many movies and television shows have I seen where some lad looks through his window, maybe through a telescope, and sees an attractive woman taking off her clothes? I just sort of assumed that it would happen, perhaps often, but it never did and I would occasionally bemoan the fact.
Well, I guess I can stop complaining about that.
It's summer. It's hot and windows are open. The neighbors directly across the street from me are really going at it... again. Loudly. With the curtains up. And she's a moaner, somewhat of a screamer. “Fuck me! Fuck me hard!” Yes, do fuck her, and hard. But you know what? Fuck her good and hard before 3 a.m., or at least close your window while you're doing it. Because I'm here at my desk, next to my window, and you know, I can't not look. I mean, all I have to do is turn my head a bit to the left to see a silhouetted live sex show, with a lovely reverberating soundtrack as it echoes off the adjoining parking lot.
You know, all I ever wanted was to look out my window and see a beautiful naked woman strutting around her apartment, like in the movies, and you fuckers kind of ruined that by being loud and annoying in the wee hours.
Maybe I should buy a telescope.
Well, I guess I can stop complaining about that.
It's summer. It's hot and windows are open. The neighbors directly across the street from me are really going at it... again. Loudly. With the curtains up. And she's a moaner, somewhat of a screamer. “Fuck me! Fuck me hard!” Yes, do fuck her, and hard. But you know what? Fuck her good and hard before 3 a.m., or at least close your window while you're doing it. Because I'm here at my desk, next to my window, and you know, I can't not look. I mean, all I have to do is turn my head a bit to the left to see a silhouetted live sex show, with a lovely reverberating soundtrack as it echoes off the adjoining parking lot.
You know, all I ever wanted was to look out my window and see a beautiful naked woman strutting around her apartment, like in the movies, and you fuckers kind of ruined that by being loud and annoying in the wee hours.
Maybe I should buy a telescope.