Ghost In The Meme
Last night I heard Mambo #5 at the pool hall. When I went back to the bottle room, I couldn't hear the music anymore, but kept humming it. It took a moment to realize I was no longer humming Mambo #5, but rather Istanbul Not Constantinople. By the time I was leaving the bottle room, I was humming a part of Stash by Phish. They all just kinda fit together. Then later that night I was taking a shit and wrote a novel. It was enlightening.
I'm taking a break from homework. So I decided to meme-ify your internets.
~These are supposedly 25 questions that no one would ever think to ask. Answer them, then REPOST the bulletin:
1. When you look at yourself in the mirror, what's the first thing you look at?
My teeth. The only time I ever look at myself in the mirror is when I'm brushing my teeth.
2. How much cash do you have on you?
$6, what's left of my tipout for the evening. $6 is originally all I got. Someone informed me that isn't nearly as much as I should be getting considering I had a migraine all day and still managed to keep up the work pace rather consistantly. She tipped me out a bit more but told me not to tell Erica lest she raise her nose at the idea of giving me more than a few dollars. Really, the idea that she's stiffing me on the tip is kinda funny considering I do about ten times as much work as she does, unless mixing drinks, grabbing beer, and operating a register has suddenly become more difficult and draining than stocking, washing dishes, sorting bottles, sweeping and mopping the floors while sharing the bartender's duties of keeping the bar clean and helping customers as well as assuming the bartender's duty of wiping down at the end of the night. $6. That bitch.
3. What's a word that rhymes with "TEST"?
cocksucking whore
4. Favorite plant?:
Mostly live ones.
5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
Mcleod, Edwin
6. What is your main ring tone on your phone?
It's the opening harmonica solo from Spokey Dokey on the first Cowboy Bebop cd. However, I barely ever here it since Jeanine calls me more than anyone else and her ringtone is the chorus from I Want You (She's So Heavy) by the Beatles.
7. What shirt are you wearing?:
It's a blue button up. Well, mostly blue. It looks like it's from the 70s or something. Corduroy, I think.
8. Do you "label" yourself, could you?
Label myself? I'm a liberal young adult with an addiction to bar culture and an adoration for music. I'm also a fat, parent's basement dwelling nerd with an addiction to technology and gadgets. I'm a greasy, scotch-drinking jazz fanatic. I'm an Italian with a temper. I'm slow moving and mellow and many people think I'm stoned most of the time. Yeah, I can't really label myself.
9. Name brand of your shoes currently wearing?:
Not wearing shoes. And I were, I'd have no idea.
1o. Bright or Dark Room?
Depends on how bad my headache is.
11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
She likes Radiohead and that's cool with me.
12. Ever "spilled the beans"?
I've been spilling the beans all day. This means farting, right?
13. What were you doing at midnight last night?:
Working.
14. What did your last text message you received on your cell phone say?
"Yea i can that was cool"
15. Do you ever click on pop-up banners?
I've never once clicked on a pop-up. I have clicked on banners on websites, though.
16. What's a saying that you say a lot?
"Hello" is a big one with me. Oh, and "See you around".
17. Who told you they loved you last?
What? :(
18. Last furry thing you touched?:
Buffy, my german shepard-collie mix.
19. How Many Drugs Have You Done In The Past Three Hours?:
In the past three hours? None. I did have an excedrin earlier, though.
20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?:
None. I'm all digital, baby (actually, I'll need to get a roll developed after going to the DIA.)
21. Favorite age you have been so far?:
Favorite age? I'm content to still be alive.
22. Your worst enemy?:
I don't really have any enemies. There are people I hate, but I usually get along with them rather well. The only people I don't get along with are people I don't really hate, but don't really like. Being in the middle just feels too awkward.
23 What is your current desktop picture?
That green hills Windows background. With a big monster going GAAAAOOOOOO, or something like that. There are too many windows covering it up to see it.
24. What was the last thing you said to someone?:
"See you around"
25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to change a major regret?:
Million bucks.
SURVEY ..2:
1. what did you eat today?
An ear of corn, a double quarter pounder with cheese, and a sub.
2. what was the last cartoon that you watched?
Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends
3. where was the last place you drove to?
Home, but before that 7-11.
4. when was the last time you drank coffee?
I can't remember. I only drink coffee when someone wants me to try it.
5. have you had cake recently?
Yes. I enjoy cake.
6. what is your favorite thing to do before you go to bed/what do you normally do before bed?
Read. And eat something. It's a bad habit, but I can't break it without trying and I won't be doing that.
7. what was the last thing you bought?
A slurpee.
8. do you do things around the house?
Do things? Like clean? Every few days I'll pick up a few things in the basement, but that's about it.
9. what is your occupation?
Barback
10. what are you going to be for Halloween?
No idea, probably nothing.
11. are you happy that it is almost autumn?
Yeah. Gonna get colder finally.
12. how many folks on your friends list have you met in person?
About a third. I could probably shave another third off the list if I bothered to go through it.
13. what is the closest object to you on your right? (besides the mouse)
My phone and slurpee.
14. when was the last time you talked to your mom?
Before I went to work.
15. do you have any pets? if so, what are they and do they have fun and creative names?
Yes. A mini schnauzer/poodle mix named Nika, a german shepard/collie mix named Buffy, and an awesome cat named Mister Thomas.
16. do you exercise?
Work requires me to stay active, but I do not exercise on my own.
17. how much time do you spend on the computer for recreational use?
I guess a lot. Though, everything amuses me so it's hard to draw the line between recreational and non-recreational.
18. where are you right now? (home, work, etc)
home
19. do you play an instrument? if so, what? and if not, what would you like to play?
Yes. 14 years of piano and enough guitar to write simple parts.
20. any pet peeves?
Of course.
21. are you an attention whore?
Nope.
22. what was the last movie you rented?
Can't remember.
23. do you fart in public and blame it on other people?
No. But I'm very sneaky with it. For instance, if I have to let one go at work and can't get to the bathroom or the bottle room, I walk past the fan in front of the kitchen. It's too noisy back there to hear it and by the time anyone can smell it, I'm long gone.
24. do you chew with your mouth open?
Sometimes.
25. are you a calorie counter?
No.
26. do you like to eat pickles?
Yes I do.
27. what type of shampoo do you use?
Whatever's in the shower.
28. bar soap or liquid body wash?
I like ease of body wash, but I just use what's available, and that's pretty much always soap.
29. would you get married by the "King" in Vegas?
No. If it were Frank Sinatra, maybe.
30. do you piss on the toilet seat?
Uh.
31. if you could have a farm animal as a pet, which one would you choose?
Probably a pig.
32. have you ever visited a celebrity's grave site?
Not intentionally.
33. what colour is your toothbrush, if you even HAVE one!!!?!
Purple.
34. do you believes in ghosts/spirits/the supernatural?
I refuse to confirm/deny
35. what are your thoughts/feelings on Rodney Dangerfield action figures?
Makes me hard.
36. What is your favorite Christmas song?
Silver Bells, but I don't know the words. I just kinda make up my own whenever I get it stuck in my head.
37. real or fake tree for the holiday season?
I'd go with real if the Christmas mystique still affected me in any way.
38. do you like the word "helicopter?"
not as much as "inebriated" or "voluptuous"
39. don't you hate it when people use the terms "goth" and "emo?"
No. I think it's hilarious.
40. what are your initials?
JAC
41. if you are wearing underwear today, what colour might they be?
Blue.
42. what shoes do you wear most often?
The ones by the door.
43. if you had to choose a sidekick, what would it be/what would you call it/him/her? (i.e. Yogi and BooBoo)
It would be an angry gnome named Pepper.
44. what was the last "injury" you had to wear a band-aid for?
I cut myself almost everyday.
45. do you enjoy the music of Michael Jackson?
Dear god no.
46. did you read R.L.Stine's FEAR STREET books at any point in your life?
No.
47. would you ever get a genital piercing?
No.
48. have you ever been in a car accident?
Yes. I'd hardly call it an accident, but I guess it was. I wasn't driving, though.
49. what was your third grade math teacher's name?
My third grade teacher was Morks, I think.
50. what are you going to do after this survey?
Go straight to fucking bed.
Good night.
I'm taking a break from homework. So I decided to meme-ify your internets.
~These are supposedly 25 questions that no one would ever think to ask. Answer them, then REPOST the bulletin:
1. When you look at yourself in the mirror, what's the first thing you look at?
My teeth. The only time I ever look at myself in the mirror is when I'm brushing my teeth.
2. How much cash do you have on you?
$6, what's left of my tipout for the evening. $6 is originally all I got. Someone informed me that isn't nearly as much as I should be getting considering I had a migraine all day and still managed to keep up the work pace rather consistantly. She tipped me out a bit more but told me not to tell Erica lest she raise her nose at the idea of giving me more than a few dollars. Really, the idea that she's stiffing me on the tip is kinda funny considering I do about ten times as much work as she does, unless mixing drinks, grabbing beer, and operating a register has suddenly become more difficult and draining than stocking, washing dishes, sorting bottles, sweeping and mopping the floors while sharing the bartender's duties of keeping the bar clean and helping customers as well as assuming the bartender's duty of wiping down at the end of the night. $6. That bitch.
3. What's a word that rhymes with "TEST"?
cocksucking whore
4. Favorite plant?:
Mostly live ones.
5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
Mcleod, Edwin
6. What is your main ring tone on your phone?
It's the opening harmonica solo from Spokey Dokey on the first Cowboy Bebop cd. However, I barely ever here it since Jeanine calls me more than anyone else and her ringtone is the chorus from I Want You (She's So Heavy) by the Beatles.
7. What shirt are you wearing?:
It's a blue button up. Well, mostly blue. It looks like it's from the 70s or something. Corduroy, I think.
8. Do you "label" yourself, could you?
Label myself? I'm a liberal young adult with an addiction to bar culture and an adoration for music. I'm also a fat, parent's basement dwelling nerd with an addiction to technology and gadgets. I'm a greasy, scotch-drinking jazz fanatic. I'm an Italian with a temper. I'm slow moving and mellow and many people think I'm stoned most of the time. Yeah, I can't really label myself.
9. Name brand of your shoes currently wearing?:
Not wearing shoes. And I were, I'd have no idea.
1o. Bright or Dark Room?
Depends on how bad my headache is.
11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
She likes Radiohead and that's cool with me.
12. Ever "spilled the beans"?
I've been spilling the beans all day. This means farting, right?
13. What were you doing at midnight last night?:
Working.
14. What did your last text message you received on your cell phone say?
"Yea i can that was cool"
15. Do you ever click on pop-up banners?
I've never once clicked on a pop-up. I have clicked on banners on websites, though.
16. What's a saying that you say a lot?
"Hello" is a big one with me. Oh, and "See you around".
17. Who told you they loved you last?
What? :(
18. Last furry thing you touched?:
Buffy, my german shepard-collie mix.
19. How Many Drugs Have You Done In The Past Three Hours?:
In the past three hours? None. I did have an excedrin earlier, though.
20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?:
None. I'm all digital, baby (actually, I'll need to get a roll developed after going to the DIA.)
21. Favorite age you have been so far?:
Favorite age? I'm content to still be alive.
22. Your worst enemy?:
I don't really have any enemies. There are people I hate, but I usually get along with them rather well. The only people I don't get along with are people I don't really hate, but don't really like. Being in the middle just feels too awkward.
23 What is your current desktop picture?
That green hills Windows background. With a big monster going GAAAAOOOOOO, or something like that. There are too many windows covering it up to see it.
24. What was the last thing you said to someone?:
"See you around"
25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to change a major regret?:
Million bucks.
SURVEY ..2:
1. what did you eat today?
An ear of corn, a double quarter pounder with cheese, and a sub.
2. what was the last cartoon that you watched?
Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends
3. where was the last place you drove to?
Home, but before that 7-11.
4. when was the last time you drank coffee?
I can't remember. I only drink coffee when someone wants me to try it.
5. have you had cake recently?
Yes. I enjoy cake.
6. what is your favorite thing to do before you go to bed/what do you normally do before bed?
Read. And eat something. It's a bad habit, but I can't break it without trying and I won't be doing that.
7. what was the last thing you bought?
A slurpee.
8. do you do things around the house?
Do things? Like clean? Every few days I'll pick up a few things in the basement, but that's about it.
9. what is your occupation?
Barback
10. what are you going to be for Halloween?
No idea, probably nothing.
11. are you happy that it is almost autumn?
Yeah. Gonna get colder finally.
12. how many folks on your friends list have you met in person?
About a third. I could probably shave another third off the list if I bothered to go through it.
13. what is the closest object to you on your right? (besides the mouse)
My phone and slurpee.
14. when was the last time you talked to your mom?
Before I went to work.
15. do you have any pets? if so, what are they and do they have fun and creative names?
Yes. A mini schnauzer/poodle mix named Nika, a german shepard/collie mix named Buffy, and an awesome cat named Mister Thomas.
16. do you exercise?
Work requires me to stay active, but I do not exercise on my own.
17. how much time do you spend on the computer for recreational use?
I guess a lot. Though, everything amuses me so it's hard to draw the line between recreational and non-recreational.
18. where are you right now? (home, work, etc)
home
19. do you play an instrument? if so, what? and if not, what would you like to play?
Yes. 14 years of piano and enough guitar to write simple parts.
20. any pet peeves?
Of course.
21. are you an attention whore?
Nope.
22. what was the last movie you rented?
Can't remember.
23. do you fart in public and blame it on other people?
No. But I'm very sneaky with it. For instance, if I have to let one go at work and can't get to the bathroom or the bottle room, I walk past the fan in front of the kitchen. It's too noisy back there to hear it and by the time anyone can smell it, I'm long gone.
24. do you chew with your mouth open?
Sometimes.
25. are you a calorie counter?
No.
26. do you like to eat pickles?
Yes I do.
27. what type of shampoo do you use?
Whatever's in the shower.
28. bar soap or liquid body wash?
I like ease of body wash, but I just use what's available, and that's pretty much always soap.
29. would you get married by the "King" in Vegas?
No. If it were Frank Sinatra, maybe.
30. do you piss on the toilet seat?
Uh.
31. if you could have a farm animal as a pet, which one would you choose?
Probably a pig.
32. have you ever visited a celebrity's grave site?
Not intentionally.
33. what colour is your toothbrush, if you even HAVE one!!!?!
Purple.
34. do you believes in ghosts/spirits/the supernatural?
I refuse to confirm/deny
35. what are your thoughts/feelings on Rodney Dangerfield action figures?
Makes me hard.
36. What is your favorite Christmas song?
Silver Bells, but I don't know the words. I just kinda make up my own whenever I get it stuck in my head.
37. real or fake tree for the holiday season?
I'd go with real if the Christmas mystique still affected me in any way.
38. do you like the word "helicopter?"
not as much as "inebriated" or "voluptuous"
39. don't you hate it when people use the terms "goth" and "emo?"
No. I think it's hilarious.
40. what are your initials?
JAC
41. if you are wearing underwear today, what colour might they be?
Blue.
42. what shoes do you wear most often?
The ones by the door.
43. if you had to choose a sidekick, what would it be/what would you call it/him/her? (i.e. Yogi and BooBoo)
It would be an angry gnome named Pepper.
44. what was the last "injury" you had to wear a band-aid for?
I cut myself almost everyday.
45. do you enjoy the music of Michael Jackson?
Dear god no.
46. did you read R.L.Stine's FEAR STREET books at any point in your life?
No.
47. would you ever get a genital piercing?
No.
48. have you ever been in a car accident?
Yes. I'd hardly call it an accident, but I guess it was. I wasn't driving, though.
49. what was your third grade math teacher's name?
My third grade teacher was Morks, I think.
50. what are you going to do after this survey?
Go straight to fucking bed.
Good night.