Fencing is such fun
My fencing equiptment includes a piece of protection for certain vulnerble areas on the female chest. It's called a breast protecter, and resembles a large, hard, plastic bra, and it never fails to entertain.
So a while ago my friend and I were bored one night and we decided to fence eachother outside in the quad. We aquired a large audience, too. We were fencing and all was fun, and then he lunged and hit me on the chest.
Needless to say, the Audience was quite shocked.
"Oh no!" they cried, "Didn't that hurt your boobs?"
"No, it's ok," I said, "they're plastic!"
So a while ago my friend and I were bored one night and we decided to fence eachother outside in the quad. We aquired a large audience, too. We were fencing and all was fun, and then he lunged and hit me on the chest.
Needless to say, the Audience was quite shocked.
"Oh no!" they cried, "Didn't that hurt your boobs?"
"No, it's ok," I said, "they're plastic!"