I got a jar a diiirt! I got a jar a diirt! And guess what's inside it?

Jul 12, 2006 12:25

Jack: Its a jar of dirt?
Tia Dalma: Yes.
Jack: Is the jar of dirt going to help us?
Tia Dalma: You dun' want it? Den gib it back.
Jack: No! [clutches desperately]
Tia Dalma: Den it heps.

Day 8: Addiction-Free Day

"Your body is your temple. Cut out addictive substances for the day and see how much purer you feel.

SPECIAL TIP FOR ANY BOOK OWNERS ADDICTED TO CRACK COCAINE: You man not feel purer immediately. Stick at this one for at least a couple of months to see the full lifestyle benefits."

God I love that little side tip they threw in there!
Its so freakin' random.

So I'm getting rid of tea, sodas, and chocolate for the day.

I'll have another post later today, so check back.
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