YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE

May 08, 2007 08:48

I have just ONE MORE EXAM and then I am done with stupid school. Of course it is my hardest, most stressful one. It would be awesome if I could make a B in the class, but if it is a C I am not going to lose sleep. It's hard not being a genius like Oprah.


Look, she's holding a refugee! A small one, at that! Man, if that Oprah hasn't got a VIP ticket to Heaven, I don't know who does.

Just think of all the Mario Kart I'll be able to play when school is over. I will play everyone and everyone will lose.



That is blurry, but yes. That is me standing with Casey and drinking nasty tree-stump wine out of the stupid bottle. Yes, I did carry it around all night and then throw it in the fire when I was done. As you can see in the picture, there are no houses where we live. What was I supposed to do?

P.S. For those of you who were wondering, yes, I Mike Watsoned it with the wine.
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