Ridiculousness, Mordred and Shirtless Knights
Hey, lj. Long time no…nothing really. Tumblr is a horribly distracting thing with pretty pictures. Not really an excuse but so so true…
Merlin is ridiculous and there are apparently entire posses of shirtless knights that roam Morgana’s dungeons. Any plot was entirely irrelevant and all I care about is getting Merlin/Mordred fic, especially now Mordred’s a knight and can therefore join in with the monthly orgies I'm sure Gwaine hosts :D
Presumably as Arthur's now married he doesn't actually need Merlin to do everything for him any more- Gwen has more than enough brains to help him dress himself in the mornings- and Merlin probably spends time when there's not an emergency being lent out to knights who aren't so maritally blessed. And then there are orgies. Because.
Also Gwen is cool and Mordred is genuinely the only person with actual sense left in the entire world. I'm sure it’ll all go to hell before the season is over though. Thank god for twitter, wouldn't be able to watch it without instant bitchiness over the ridiculous plot…
Truly all I got from the last two episodes was that evil = keeping men shirtless and sweaty in your cellar, which seems a rather harsh definition, and that aliens exist in Avalon. Apparently. Area 51 my right buttock, aliens probably emigrated to America along with everyone else ;P
As far as the rest of the season goes personally I am going for Mordred does try to kill Arthur…after Arthur finds out about Merlin’s magic and has him executed. All ‘deaths’ will be suspect and leave a million ways for someone to magically appear again just in time to save the day. Apart from Mordred. Sweetie grew up too pretty to survive Camelot. Look what happened to Lancelot…
I love that I already had a Mordred/Merlin tag just waiting for this to happen and I really don't actually care about Merlin any more. I care when it's actually on but by tomorrow I'm pretty sure I'll forget about it again until next week. Sad but true, I have more interesting fandoms now.