Questions Crash asked me on the way home from school

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1. Where do you buy poison?
2. Why do you hate Annoying Orange?
3. Why do you hate Fred?
4. But why do you hate their voices?
5. Where is Washington D.C.?
6. Who is Obama?
7. Who else did you vote for?
8. What is a Democrat?
9. Are you a Democrat?
10. Can I have doughnuts tomorrow?
11. Am I a Democrat?
12. What rules did Obama make?
13. Why don't you know?
14. Who is Van Gogh?
15. Why did he cut off his ear?
16. What did his girlfriend do with his ear?
17. But what did she do with it?
18. Why don't you know what she did with it?
19. Why didn't she give it back?
20. Did he cut off his other ear?
21. Why didn't she like his ear?
22. But what happened to the ear?
23. Who is Goliath?
24. How did David kill him with little rocks?
25. Was Goliath an alien?
26. I really want to know what happened to that ear. WHY DON'T YOU KNOW???