Nov 27, 2008 06:54
so i am having an affair...we had a really intersting trist this morning while my husband slept actually...
i bathed him this morning and lovingly took care of all of his skin. I filled him full of wine and covered him with lovely smelling fragrances. I gave him apples and onions, rosmary sage and thyme and then bacon for good measure.
Then I pulled back his skin and covered him with a butter herb mixture, trussed him up and shoved him in the oven.
He will taste good later and my husband will never know that I was having an affair with a turkey at 6 am this morning.
Happy Turkey Day everyone!