Wanted
Wanted - New object of my obsession affections.
Must inspire warm tinglies and nurture my muse as well as provide mucho squeeage and delight.
Must be at least mid thirties or older with a pouty, brooding, naughty, dangerous and/or tortured side to tickle my angst whore.
Must promise to have continuous projects for me to devour as to not allow me to fall into a fandom slump.
Previous applicants can resubmit but will be graded on a curve of quality of performance and efforts made to amuse me.
Accent preferred, all kinds. Endearing imperfections which accentuate humanity a plus.
Will receive compensation in the form of devoted fan works including but not limited to fan fiction, fan art and general pimpage of projects past, present and future.
Serious inquiries only. Hollywoodish boy toys need not apply or will suffer mocking.
Must inspire warm tinglies and nurture my muse as well as provide mucho squeeage and delight.
Must be at least mid thirties or older with a pouty, brooding, naughty, dangerous and/or tortured side to tickle my angst whore.
Must promise to have continuous projects for me to devour as to not allow me to fall into a fandom slump.
Previous applicants can resubmit but will be graded on a curve of quality of performance and efforts made to amuse me.
Accent preferred, all kinds. Endearing imperfections which accentuate humanity a plus.
Will receive compensation in the form of devoted fan works including but not limited to fan fiction, fan art and general pimpage of projects past, present and future.
Serious inquiries only. Hollywoodish boy toys need not apply or will suffer mocking.