I reject your canon and substitute my own, meme.
It's late and I should be sleeping. Instead I give you this silliness which was shamefully adapted from cafedemonde. Spoilers for both Buffy (and comics) as well as Jekyll.
1) Buffy totally had the hots for Giles but in seeing he was out of her league, settled for the undead.
2) Buffy spent the night at Giles flat after the prom where they ate ice cream all night and she fell asleep on the couch wrapped contentedly within his tuxedoed arms.
3) There is a vamp!Giles in the Dopplegangland... Dopplegangverse... whatever it's called.
4) Angel and Spike were made for each other and know it. Buffy knew it too.
5) Mayor Wilkins is alive and well in a demon dimension where he and his firecracker, Faith, enjoy lemonade on the porch every Sunday.
6) There is no alter ego Ripper. It's all Giles baby.
7) Wes was Giles bitch on more than one occasion and loved every second of it.
8) Catching Giles singing in the coffee shop rekindled crushes in every Scooby... especially Xander who dreamed of duets with the Watcher for years after. He was crushed when he heard about Tara in Once More With Feeling
9) Giles and Ethan are lovers. Not were... are. They just like to take holidays apart from time to time.
10) Ethan is NOT dead. He is living it up in Vegas, entertaining crowds with his wit and magicks and bedding his way through all the showgirls... and showboys. :o)
But I have another fandom, don't I?
1) Hyde is just an excuse. Tom loves bondage.
2) Peter and Claire totally hooked up when Tom was the absentee husband.
3) Hyde did way more than just scare Katherine when the lights were out. She couldn't walk straight for days.
4) Back in the good ol' days, Peter used to hold Tom after class to give him "special tutelage". Tom quickly worked his way to the head of his class. :o)
5) Hyde's favorite Disney song is "A Spoonful of Sugar". Tom's is "Beauty and the Beast".
6) Hyde doesn't believe in underwear.
7) Claire has a foot fetish. That's why she was on Tom in an instant after dinner.
8) Hyde could suck the chrome off a tailpipe. Remember Claire and the key? And he's a super man, you know.
9) Hyde has a blanky and likes to cuddle. He lost his teddy bear, Baloo, in an unfortunate laundry mishap.
10) Tom misses Hyde, especially when he happens upon jars he can't open.
11) Hyde isn't gone. He's on holiday.
1) Buffy totally had the hots for Giles but in seeing he was out of her league, settled for the undead.
2) Buffy spent the night at Giles flat after the prom where they ate ice cream all night and she fell asleep on the couch wrapped contentedly within his tuxedoed arms.
3) There is a vamp!Giles in the Dopplegangland... Dopplegangverse... whatever it's called.
4) Angel and Spike were made for each other and know it. Buffy knew it too.
5) Mayor Wilkins is alive and well in a demon dimension where he and his firecracker, Faith, enjoy lemonade on the porch every Sunday.
6) There is no alter ego Ripper. It's all Giles baby.
7) Wes was Giles bitch on more than one occasion and loved every second of it.
8) Catching Giles singing in the coffee shop rekindled crushes in every Scooby... especially Xander who dreamed of duets with the Watcher for years after. He was crushed when he heard about Tara in Once More With Feeling
9) Giles and Ethan are lovers. Not were... are. They just like to take holidays apart from time to time.
10) Ethan is NOT dead. He is living it up in Vegas, entertaining crowds with his wit and magicks and bedding his way through all the showgirls... and showboys. :o)
But I have another fandom, don't I?
1) Hyde is just an excuse. Tom loves bondage.
2) Peter and Claire totally hooked up when Tom was the absentee husband.
3) Hyde did way more than just scare Katherine when the lights were out. She couldn't walk straight for days.
4) Back in the good ol' days, Peter used to hold Tom after class to give him "special tutelage". Tom quickly worked his way to the head of his class. :o)
5) Hyde's favorite Disney song is "A Spoonful of Sugar". Tom's is "Beauty and the Beast".
6) Hyde doesn't believe in underwear.
7) Claire has a foot fetish. That's why she was on Tom in an instant after dinner.
8) Hyde could suck the chrome off a tailpipe. Remember Claire and the key? And he's a super man, you know.
9) Hyde has a blanky and likes to cuddle. He lost his teddy bear, Baloo, in an unfortunate laundry mishap.
10) Tom misses Hyde, especially when he happens upon jars he can't open.
11) Hyde isn't gone. He's on holiday.