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[broody_manpire]

Once we were outside the confines of the library I got a greater scope on just how bad this situation really was. It wasn't just the girls inside Sunnydale High School it was the entire population of females in Sunnydale which was now proving to be quite a task getting him somewhere safe. After dodging a few dozen of them through the cemetery and a

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[broody_manpire]

Speak of the devil and she appears. I really should learn to stop jinxing myself because babysitting Xander wasn't bad enough now I had Cordelia to watch on top of it. Immediately I moved towards Xander, fearing the worse. That I was going to have to protect him from another lovesick young girl but seeing the look on Cordelia's face something told me she wasn't effected by the spell like every other girl. Not Boyfriend? This day was just getting worse.

"I don't....what?" I frowned at her curiuosly. Oh! Did she think that I was...ummm....interested er effected by Xander? Giving Xander a look I quickly took a step away from him and looked back at Cordelia. Was this my cue to leave or what? Somehow Cordelia Chase seemed a lot more terrifying than a school full of possessed girls. Did she know that he had done this all for her? I didn't really want to get in the middle of that.

"I'm just making sure that nothing happens to him, Cordelia. What are you doing here?" I hung back and looked back and forth between the two of them again. Okay, this was more than a little awkward.

"Now that you're home safely maybe I should leave." I offered to Xander when I saw the look on his face.

[puffy_xander]

Cordelia was here? In my room? Near my bed. Well, not near my bed, but she was in the same room as my bed so that was pretty near, wasn't it? Oh yes it was and she was ... wait. I was her 'not' boyfriend? HEY! She said I was her boyfriend, only with the not, but if you took the not out then that meant I was. I frowned for a second as Angel explained what he was doing and then made a face when she thought that he had the hots for me or something. NO. I only had the hots for Cordelia, my not girlfriend I guess, but she didn't feel the same way back.

Hence the spell which made all the girls of freakin' Sunnydale hot for me (And thank God my mom wasn't hot for me cause ew ew ew. I think I would have to run away if that happened.) except for the one girl that I'm hot for. Alotta hot.

"You're leaving?!" I asked him. "But, you're the big tough guy that supposed to help me and keep the girls away from me! You can't just leave!" I tried and then looked at Cordelia.

"And what are you doing here?" I asked as I looked at Cordelia. "I thought you hated me, yet you're in my room? See, sometimes, I would think this is a nice thing ... (like I do now!!!) but, under these circumstances, I'm thinkin' you just want to kill me. In that case, Angel, sic 'em," I said with a nod but he just looked at me. "Well, yeah, don't cause that would be bad."

[visiongirl]

"Excuse me?!" I raised an eyebrow in Xander's direction. "Alright well maybe you have a point cause I do hate you and your basement smells like old gym socks but have you noticed the extreme insanity at school? Why is every single girl ripping eachother apart cause they're in love with you?"

I looked over at Angel when he coughed and shifted slightly where he was standing. What the hell was he even doing here? I mean, not that it wasn't nice to see him because it's always nice to see Angel but not under these circumstances.

"You did something stupid, didn't you? And evil! I knew it. Of course you did. Well, guess what Mr. Smarty Pants. You've got about a fifty crazed lovesick girls coming here right now and some of them? Are armed."

I glanced between the two of them again. So Angel was Xander's bodyguard now? Oh no. That wouldn't do at all.

"What did you do?" I asked him even though we didn't really have time to get into it considering we were all gonna be in alot of trouble if we didn't get out of here soon.

[broody_manpire]

He wanted me to...sic her? I raised an eyebrow in his direction and glanced back at Cordelia. I'd fought humans and demons alike for over a century but none of them struck terror into my heart quite like dealing with Cordelia Chase did. And wait. Did she just say that all of the girls were coming here? And some of them were armed.

"Alright. We've got to get you out of here." I said to Xander, momentarily ignoring Cordelia. Strange how she seemed to be the only girl within a ten mile radius besides Xander's mother who wasn't effected by the spell. "Do you have a car?" I asked Cordelia and she nodded at me but before I could take any further action there was a loud bang on the door and the three of us all turned to look at it.

"Okay. New plan. Cordelia, take Xander and get him someplace safe. I'll try to throw them off your tracks."

Walking over to the edge of the basement. I opened one of the windows and looked through it. Just big enough to get the two of them through it, of course the princess might have a hard time because she was guaranteed to get a little dirty. Attacked by psychotic high school girls or a little dust? Not exactly a tough choice...for someone like me.

"Go." I said to the both of them.