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[wickedboydraco]

There are some seriously sick people in Gryffindor.

Private to Pansy

I know you're angry with me, but I hope you'll agree we should work this out before the Halloween Ball.

Comments

[thefinniganboy]

Why, precisely, am I 'sick'?

[wickedboydraco]

I'm not GAY!

[thefinniganboy]

Now, did I ever say you were?

[wickedboydraco]

You made it pretty damn clear you want me to be.

[thefinniganboy]

There you go, putting things in my mouth again...

[wickedboydraco]

I won't even start on the alternative meaning of that..

What was that entire conversation in aid of if you didn't want it to lead somewhere?

[thefinniganboy]

See, and I thought you were nice, chaste, pure and unperverted. Good boys don't even get the implication, Malfoy.

The entire conversation was about me having fun.

[wickedboydraco]

Anyone who doesn't get that implication's a blockhead.

Well, you had your blasted fun. Now leave me alone.

[thefinniganboy]

I'm sure there are some nice, sweet Hufflepuffs who don't.

I am sorry if I offended you, Malfoy - that wasn't the intent.

[wickedboydraco]

Ergo, they are blockheads.

I highly doubt it wasn't, but you're apology's accepted.

[thefinniganboy]

Not everyone thinks the way you do, on both counts.

[wickedboydraco]

But here's the thing: I don't care.

[thefinniganboy]

Ah, to have such status and power that you don't have to care about anyone else.

[wickedboydraco]

Yes, it's quite wonderful.

[thefinniganboy]

Wonderful wasn't the word I'd have chosen.

[wickedboydraco]

Again: I don't care.