Okay so I really don't know how or why this
came about. We got a picspam challenge at
broadwayverse and this was the first thing
that I thought of. It's kinda weird but eh.
Okay so the show starts and Galinda comes down in this right? And it's all NO ONE MOURNS THE WICKED. And then this guys all "Didn't you have a homance with the Wicked Witch?" and the show really starts and is all a flashback! I KNOW!
So it's all like at this university called SHIZ (BEST NAME FOR A SCHOOL BTW)! And Elphaba shows up and gets put in a room with Elphaba and she's all like "UGH I LOATH YOU" and Galinda is all like "UGH I LOATH YOU TOO! GTFO" but then Madame Morrible's like "ZOMG ELPHABA YOU COULD TOTES ONE DAY HELP THE WIZARD!" and Elphaba is all like "ZOMG! PEOPLE WILL LIKE ME THEN"
Then this guy Fiyero comes and is all like "You should dance through life oooh and Galinda you're pretty, I can has make out?" and Galinda's all "Yes! You can has!" so then they throw this party and Elphaba shows up and they're at first all like "EW!" but then they were all like "I guess, you're cool!"
Then back in their room, Galinda decides to give Elphaba some tips on how to be popular and more like her. AND how she can be more pretty, and she just has some Girl time with her. She also is all like "ZOMG ELPHIE WE'RE NOW BEST FRIENDS. OMG."
Then the next day something happens in the Class room with this lion cub. And Fiyero and Elphaba take it and set it free. And then Elphaba starts to get a crush on him. But she can't have him he's Galinda's Boyfriend. But then Madame Morrible is all like "ELPHABA THE WIZARD WANTS TO SEE YOU!"
So Galinda changes her name to Glinda and goes to the Emerald City with Elphaba to see the wizard! It's all cool there because it's all green and there are all these shopping places and stuff. So they're both like "WE'LL BE BACK SOMEDAY TO TOTES LIVE HERE"
Then the Wizard turns out to be EVIL! It's totally awful And Elphaba's all like "I WON'T HELP YOU!" and he's like "FINE I'LL TURN EVERYONE AGAINST YOU" and Glinda's all like "I CAN'T GO WITH YOU ELPHIE BUT YOU GO AND DEFY GRAVITY!" AND ELPHIE'S ALL LIKE "
AHHHHH-AHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHH!"
THEN Glinda begins act two with this party and Fiyero's all like "THEY'RE TELLING THESE LIES ABOUT ELPHABA!" AND GLINDA'S LIKE "I KNOW BUT OOOOH LOOK! IT'S AN ENGAGEMENT PARTY! SURPRISE!" and Fiyero's all "LOLWHUT?" And then he leaves kinda ticked because he loves Elphaba.
And then Elphaba comes back and Fiyero's all like "I'M RUNNING OFF WITH HER!" and Glinda's all like "*sadface*DARN IT! MY BEST FRIEND WAS FOOLING AROUND WITH MY FIANCEE?!" AND THEN FIYERO AND ELPHABA GO OFF INTO THE WOODS AND SING ABOUT HOW MUCH THEY LOVE EACH OTHER, THEN THEY HAVE SEX! IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WOODS! THEN ELPHABA HAS TO GO SOMETHING ABOUT HER HER SISTER OR SOMETHING. BUT FIYERABA SECKS!
Then She finds her sister was crushed by a house. I KNOW! And Glinda and her have a cat fight and stuff then guards come and seize her. And then Fiyero swings in all Heroic and "Yero my hero" like and is all "LET THE GREEN GIRL GO" then points a gun at Glinda and they let her go and Elphaba goes off and escapes. Then they seize Fiyero and they're going to beat Elphaba's location out of him while he's strung up to this cross. Even though Glinda told them not to.
Then Elphaba's all "ELEKA NAHMEN NAHMEN AH TUM AH TUM ELEKA NAHMEN!" Trying to save Fiyero and stuff. And she's all like "NO GOOD DEED WILL I DO AGAIN!" And she's all sad because she thinks the love of her life is like dead and stuff.
Then Glinda comes and their all like "Because I knew you, I have been changed for good." Then Elphaba pretends to be melted (BECAUSE WATER CAN TOTES MELT PEOPLE! GOD OZIANS ARE STUPID!) then Fiyero comes and he's "PSH! I'M NOT DEAD! I'M THE SCARECROW!" and he helps her out of her hidding spot and they go off and have a baby named Liir and live happily ever after.
THE END
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