Dear Angry A-hole in the Albertson's Parking Lot
Hello,
Yes, I flipped you off. I flipped you off because you deserved it and are a douche bag. You however, decided to revert back to Jr. High and make fun of me, calling me fat ass, etc., while you cowered in your vehicle.
I challenged you to come out and face me like a man. I told you that you drive like an Asian and should have your license revoked. I have your license plate number.
I don't know under what circumstances you were in that big of a hurry to get to the grocery store. Maybe you needed a pad for your man period.
Irregardless, it does not give you the right to come speeding through a shopping center, and take a turn doing 50 miles per hour. Even if you hadn't almost smashed into my car, you were driving way too fast. It doesn't matter if there were no speed limit signs in a shopping center. Out of a general respect for human life, you should have at least hit the breaks when you turned. Now your tires are messedup, and your blood pressure is elevated.
This all could have been avoided had you at least respected other people enough to slow the fuck down. Yes you are a douche bag. And yes you can suck it.
Thank you,
Jane Dough.
PS. I was truly shocked that you weren't actually Asian. Expect to be pulled over regularly and have your car searched.
Yes, I flipped you off. I flipped you off because you deserved it and are a douche bag. You however, decided to revert back to Jr. High and make fun of me, calling me fat ass, etc., while you cowered in your vehicle.
I challenged you to come out and face me like a man. I told you that you drive like an Asian and should have your license revoked. I have your license plate number.
I don't know under what circumstances you were in that big of a hurry to get to the grocery store. Maybe you needed a pad for your man period.
Irregardless, it does not give you the right to come speeding through a shopping center, and take a turn doing 50 miles per hour. Even if you hadn't almost smashed into my car, you were driving way too fast. It doesn't matter if there were no speed limit signs in a shopping center. Out of a general respect for human life, you should have at least hit the breaks when you turned. Now your tires are messedup, and your blood pressure is elevated.
This all could have been avoided had you at least respected other people enough to slow the fuck down. Yes you are a douche bag. And yes you can suck it.
Thank you,
Jane Dough.
PS. I was truly shocked that you weren't actually Asian. Expect to be pulled over regularly and have your car searched.