all the kids are doing it
There's like a Bleach Pairing Meme of Doom circulating, and IT'S 10:17am AND I HAVEN'T SLEPT! 0_0
...also, I was reading *really* funny manga and am in a good mood. Though it should be stated for the record that I'm mostly a shipping PRUDE. I don't have a lot of ships, I still ship the pairings I did when I first got into anime - and since ships are so rare for me, even though I love characters, I don't necessarily ship them.
6 pairings I like:
1. Ichigo + Rukia
2. H!Ichigo + Rukia
3. Byakuya + ?
4. Ikkaku + Yumichika
5. Yoruichi + Urahara
6. Zangetsu + Shirayuki
Three Ships I've Abandoned:
7. Byakuya + Renji
8. Aizen + Gin
9. Ukitake + Shunsui
Three Ships I've Never Liked:
10. Renji + Rukia
11. Ichigo + Hitsu
12. Kaien + Rukia
Two Ships that have Piqued my Interest:
13. Grimmjow + Rukia + Ichigo
14. Kenpachi + Unohana
Other ships which also piqued my interest include:
Grimm + Ulquiorra (+ bucket), Ichigo + Inoue, sZayel + Quincy Archer! and Chad + Karin
Grimm + Ulqui = violence and hate!fic. Great for my inner sadistic fangirl.
Ichigo + Inoue = Cause it's got REAL fucking potential for dark, abusive fiction. Think mental torture *woohoo*
sZayel + Quincy Archer = just would look really hot.
Chad + Karin = I've been saving Chad from the yaoiness, cause I think his loyalty to Ichigo would be really cool focused on the younger Kurosaki. Also Chad likes cute things, so throw in Yuzu for fun!
The questions:
#1. Why do you dislike #11 (Ichigo + Hitsu) so much?
My morality radar is a small morality radar. I actually feel sorry for it. So Shota is like my last border...and I slip all the damn time. And Toushiro looks like 10. Ironically I do like Hitsu + Matsu, so this could be just a hair-colour issue.
#2. Who do you know that ships #13 (Grimmjow + Rukia + Ichigo)?
*pfft* It's all darkness! I'm certain that every fangirl/ fanboi has at least encountered some art or fic and simply "pretended" they didn't read it. In other words, no one *sad*
#3. What would be your ideal scenario for couple #3 (Byakuya + ?))?
See, that's the benefit of shipping Byakuya + ANYTHING/ WHATEVER. The man is hot enough to set furniture on fire. Plus he's stalked by Ken-chan as a potential suitor/ plaything for Yachiru. Ideally I'd like to see Senbonzakura manifest and then she/ he and Byakushi have a moment.
#4. What is your favorite moment for #1 (Ichigo + Rukia)?
Epic Bridge Scene. He comes swooping down, all bandaged and bruised but still the Hero and She looks up ~*kyaa*~
#5. How long have you been following couple #6 (Zangetsu + Shirayuki)?
Dude, sword p0rn rocks! Also someone drew a hilarious fanart with Zangetsu and a pissed off bunny (Shira) on his head! I was sold!
#6. What's the story with #8 (Aizen + Gin)? What made you stop caring?
'Cause Gin is a fucked up, evil man - And I think that's better devoted to Rukia. Also, Aizen seems to have strayed with his love of playmates. And Kubo is so stingy with showing either of them.
#7. Which ship do you prefer--#2 (H!Ichigo + Rukia) or #4 (Ikkaku + Yumichika)?
Well I put them in order of love. Ikkaku + Yumi comes out lower 'cause it's kinda rare (11th Division!) and H!Ichigo + Rukia is basically my first love but plus violence. *score*
#8. You have the power to make one ship non-existent. Choose from #10 or #12.
Again, it's in order. So #10! Renji to me is the ultimate bastard, loving someone yet pushing them away - next major interaction - You attack them?! Then he gets all sappy when the boy that loves her after only knowing her 2 MONTHS comes to fight you?! Asshole. Spineless asshole. And he may be part of the in-crown now but I can't have faith in someone that betrayed Rukia to that extent. Byakuya gets absolution 'cause he said SORRY.
#9. What interests you about #14?
Dude, they're so awesome. Ken-chan is a psycho, and Unohana scares people. That's love.
#10. When did you stop liking #7 (Byakuya + Renji)?
Pretty to start with, but it became an excuse to have Byakuya as the uke. So never gonna happen.
#11. Did your waning interest in #9 ( Ukitake + Shunsui) kill your interest in the series?
Naw! Like they just became drinking buddies, 'cause Kubo killed it by not featuring them enough.
#12. What's a song that reminds you of #5 ( Yoruichi + Urahara)?
raided my mp3's and finally got something I think comes close: Muse - Supermassive Black Hole
#13. Which of these ships do you love the most right now?
Byakuya + my idle hands, but really it's all about Kubo meets Giant Squid (Kracken).
#14. Which do you dislike the most?
Kaien + Rukia, Renji + Rukia and generally Inoue slash whatever, cause she bores me like woah.
#15. If you could have any of these pairings double date, who would they be?
Ichigo + Rukia and Zangetsu + Shirayuki!
#16. Have #2 kissed yet? Elaborate if yes.
Is Ichigo dead? Then no - if the trauma of "girl cooties" doesn't kill him, nii-sama will or Rukia...
#17. Did #4 have a happy ending? Do you think one is likely?
Yes! So far they're one of the only couples in Bleach where one of the partners didn't die an untimely and VAGUE death.
#18. What would make you start shipping #14?
Well, I kinda do already. Unohana slaps Ken-chan.
#19. If only one could happen, which would you prefer--#2 or #6?
O_O #6 - it's less painful al'round.
#20. You have the power to decide the fate of #10. What happens to them?
Renji gets blood poisoning from one of the needles while getting another tattoo, and dies. Rukia is able to overcome the loss of her childhood 'friend' by Ichigo teaching her to play the guitar, and Byakuya buys her a pet bunny. Months later Rukia (guitar), Ichigo (drums), Chad (bassist) and Ishida (keyboard), (and Inoue on the tambourine sometimes) debut as Jrock stars! they gain International fame 'cause Ishida and Inoue design the costumes (Ichigo refuses to wear them) and Mizuiro gets one of his women to manage the band (he "helps"). Tatsuki provides the muscle and Keigo discovers his super-hidden talent as a video (PV) director and photographer.
They become the first Inter-Dimensional Rock band. Byakuya made a lot of money as their financial backer and auditor. Rukia's pet bunny - not named Chappy. becomes the spokesanimal for animal rights.
OKAY THIS MEME IS STOOPID AND LONG. I'M DONE!!!!! >_<
...also, I was reading *really* funny manga and am in a good mood. Though it should be stated for the record that I'm mostly a shipping PRUDE. I don't have a lot of ships, I still ship the pairings I did when I first got into anime - and since ships are so rare for me, even though I love characters, I don't necessarily ship them.
6 pairings I like:
1. Ichigo + Rukia
2. H!Ichigo + Rukia
3. Byakuya + ?
4. Ikkaku + Yumichika
5. Yoruichi + Urahara
6. Zangetsu + Shirayuki
Three Ships I've Abandoned:
7. Byakuya + Renji
8. Aizen + Gin
9. Ukitake + Shunsui
Three Ships I've Never Liked:
10. Renji + Rukia
11. Ichigo + Hitsu
12. Kaien + Rukia
Two Ships that have Piqued my Interest:
13. Grimmjow + Rukia + Ichigo
14. Kenpachi + Unohana
Other ships which also piqued my interest include:
Grimm + Ulquiorra (+ bucket), Ichigo + Inoue, sZayel + Quincy Archer! and Chad + Karin
Grimm + Ulqui = violence and hate!fic. Great for my inner sadistic fangirl.
Ichigo + Inoue = Cause it's got REAL fucking potential for dark, abusive fiction. Think mental torture *woohoo*
sZayel + Quincy Archer = just would look really hot.
Chad + Karin = I've been saving Chad from the yaoiness, cause I think his loyalty to Ichigo would be really cool focused on the younger Kurosaki. Also Chad likes cute things, so throw in Yuzu for fun!
The questions:
#1. Why do you dislike #11 (Ichigo + Hitsu) so much?
My morality radar is a small morality radar. I actually feel sorry for it. So Shota is like my last border...and I slip all the damn time. And Toushiro looks like 10. Ironically I do like Hitsu + Matsu, so this could be just a hair-colour issue.
#2. Who do you know that ships #13 (Grimmjow + Rukia + Ichigo)?
*pfft* It's all darkness! I'm certain that every fangirl/ fanboi has at least encountered some art or fic and simply "pretended" they didn't read it. In other words, no one *sad*
#3. What would be your ideal scenario for couple #3 (Byakuya + ?))?
See, that's the benefit of shipping Byakuya + ANYTHING/ WHATEVER. The man is hot enough to set furniture on fire. Plus he's stalked by Ken-chan as a potential suitor/ plaything for Yachiru. Ideally I'd like to see Senbonzakura manifest and then she/ he and Byakushi have a moment.
#4. What is your favorite moment for #1 (Ichigo + Rukia)?
Epic Bridge Scene. He comes swooping down, all bandaged and bruised but still the Hero and She looks up ~*kyaa*~
#5. How long have you been following couple #6 (Zangetsu + Shirayuki)?
Dude, sword p0rn rocks! Also someone drew a hilarious fanart with Zangetsu and a pissed off bunny (Shira) on his head! I was sold!
#6. What's the story with #8 (Aizen + Gin)? What made you stop caring?
'Cause Gin is a fucked up, evil man - And I think that's better devoted to Rukia. Also, Aizen seems to have strayed with his love of playmates. And Kubo is so stingy with showing either of them.
#7. Which ship do you prefer--#2 (H!Ichigo + Rukia) or #4 (Ikkaku + Yumichika)?
Well I put them in order of love. Ikkaku + Yumi comes out lower 'cause it's kinda rare (11th Division!) and H!Ichigo + Rukia is basically my first love but plus violence. *score*
#8. You have the power to make one ship non-existent. Choose from #10 or #12.
Again, it's in order. So #10! Renji to me is the ultimate bastard, loving someone yet pushing them away - next major interaction - You attack them?! Then he gets all sappy when the boy that loves her after only knowing her 2 MONTHS comes to fight you?! Asshole. Spineless asshole. And he may be part of the in-crown now but I can't have faith in someone that betrayed Rukia to that extent. Byakuya gets absolution 'cause he said SORRY.
#9. What interests you about #14?
Dude, they're so awesome. Ken-chan is a psycho, and Unohana scares people. That's love.
#10. When did you stop liking #7 (Byakuya + Renji)?
Pretty to start with, but it became an excuse to have Byakuya as the uke. So never gonna happen.
#11. Did your waning interest in #9 ( Ukitake + Shunsui) kill your interest in the series?
Naw! Like they just became drinking buddies, 'cause Kubo killed it by not featuring them enough.
#12. What's a song that reminds you of #5 ( Yoruichi + Urahara)?
raided my mp3's and finally got something I think comes close: Muse - Supermassive Black Hole
#13. Which of these ships do you love the most right now?
Byakuya + my idle hands, but really it's all about Kubo meets Giant Squid (Kracken).
#14. Which do you dislike the most?
Kaien + Rukia, Renji + Rukia and generally Inoue slash whatever, cause she bores me like woah.
#15. If you could have any of these pairings double date, who would they be?
Ichigo + Rukia and Zangetsu + Shirayuki!
#16. Have #2 kissed yet? Elaborate if yes.
Is Ichigo dead? Then no - if the trauma of "girl cooties" doesn't kill him, nii-sama will or Rukia...
#17. Did #4 have a happy ending? Do you think one is likely?
Yes! So far they're one of the only couples in Bleach where one of the partners didn't die an untimely and VAGUE death.
#18. What would make you start shipping #14?
Well, I kinda do already. Unohana slaps Ken-chan.
#19. If only one could happen, which would you prefer--#2 or #6?
O_O #6 - it's less painful al'round.
#20. You have the power to decide the fate of #10. What happens to them?
Renji gets blood poisoning from one of the needles while getting another tattoo, and dies. Rukia is able to overcome the loss of her childhood 'friend' by Ichigo teaching her to play the guitar, and Byakuya buys her a pet bunny. Months later Rukia (guitar), Ichigo (drums), Chad (bassist) and Ishida (keyboard), (and Inoue on the tambourine sometimes) debut as Jrock stars! they gain International fame 'cause Ishida and Inoue design the costumes (Ichigo refuses to wear them) and Mizuiro gets one of his women to manage the band (he "helps"). Tatsuki provides the muscle and Keigo discovers his super-hidden talent as a video (PV) director and photographer.
They become the first Inter-Dimensional Rock band. Byakuya made a lot of money as their financial backer and auditor. Rukia's pet bunny - not named Chappy. becomes the spokesanimal for animal rights.
OKAY THIS MEME IS STOOPID AND LONG. I'M DONE!!!!! >_<