Ladies and Gentlemen some light entertainment

Jun 18, 2005 21:52

Brother: Hey Mom, you could buy a grave lot for 50 dollars.
Mom: Plot, Michael.
Brother: No, lot.
Mom: No plot. Anyway, your dad and I already bought our plots.
Brother: Oh no you didn't.
Mom: Yes we did.
Brother: It's in New York, right?
Mom: Yep. It's in Staten Island.
Brother: Right next to Poppy's right?
Mom: Yep.
Brother: Forget that, I'm gonna have you guys cremated and spread your ashes all over the ocean.
Mom: Michael....
Brother: Better yet I'm gonna have you guys cremated and put your ashes in an Etch n' Sketch so your grandkids can play with you.

And the whole car breaks out in laughter.
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