The Slightly Deranged Adventures... Issue #1, Part 1
Title: The Slightly Deranged Adventures of Bang Bang Benson and the Cabot Crusader - Issue #1, Part 1
Author: wICKEDjOY
Fandom: Law and Order: SVU
Characters: Olivia Benson, Fin Tutuola, Eliot Stabler, John Munch
Rating: PG - M. Includes comic or suggested sex or violence
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A/N: I wrote these ages ago, back in the days of Classic SVU. Think of them as a Comic Strip in words...
wICKEDjOY presents:
The Slightly Deranged Adventures
of BANG BANG BENSON and the CABOT CRUSADER
ISSUE #1
DOINK, DOINK!
THE 16TH PRECINCT - SPECIAL VICITMS UNIT SQUAD ROOM
RING, RING. RING, RING!!
The loud, grating ring of the large red Special Victims Unit Raping Alert Phone broke through the rumblings of the 16th precinct squad room. First on it was Detective Odafin Tutuola, the coolest cop in the hood.
“Special Victims. ‘S’up?” he asked.
“Quickly, someone!” a hysterical woman’s voice screeched down the receiver, across the mangled array of phone lines that crisscrossed the city, and out of the huge red ear piece, piercing Fin’s eardrum. “I need to report a rape in progress!”
Holding the earpiece out a foot away from his head, Fin tried to get a control of the situation. “Whoa, chill now. Take a few deep breaths, and see if you can give me the address.”
Having taken down the details as quickly as possible, Fin slammed down the phone and hollered across the room. “Captain! There’s a rape going down corner of 119th and 76th. Two men attacking a teenage girl; the neighbour called it in.” Having already shucked on his jacket he turned to his partner, “C’mon Munch! Move your bony ass!”
“No worries, I’m on it!” called out Detective Olivia Benson as she hightailed it out of the precinct. *WHOOSH!*
The distinct breeze that her sharp exit left behind blew Detective Elliot Stabler’s tie clean over his shoulder and made him spill his coffee.
“Damn it, Benson.” he whined, shaking off his scalded hand.
“With two perps, we’d better go in as back up” said Fin, trying to hide his disappointment at having been so easily overrun.
“What? You don’t think Benson can handle two randy men?” a laconic Detective John Munch asked his partner.
Fin paused for a brief moment.
“Well, she sure is a lot of woman” he pondered. “But hell, I’m damned if I’m gonna sit around here staring at your sorry mug all day. I’m goin’ ta get me some action!” And with that he swaggered out the door.
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MEANWHILE, ON THE STREET…
Benson decided to forgo the squad car and respond on foot, her powerful thighs driving her down the pavement, block after block, faster that any car could carry her in the afternoon traffic.
The wind blew back her bangs as she flew down the street, her tight top, sweater and jeans hugging her curves so intimately that she was aerodynamically advantageous, cutting an amazingly streamlined, wind resistant path through the muggy New York air.
As she neared the building she could hear screams coming from a second level apartment. Choosing to forgo the time consuming procedure of flashing her badge for entry and jogging up the stairs, she took a turn and headed for the back of the building. With her long run up producing ample momentum she planted her feet on the ground, thrusting up with her powerful thighs, to reach up and grab the bottom rung of the ladder hanging off of the fire escape. Swinging back and forth a couple of times for good measure, she propelled herself up into the air, turning a double somersault to land gracefully on the second story balcony.
Storming into the apartment she pounced on the perp, grabbing him by the back of the shirt, pulling him off of his hapless victim and hurling him across the room. *THUD!*
On seeing this, his accomplice turned and fled.
Towering over the initial perp, who was now cowering on the floor, she smothered him with her ample breasts until he passed out - whether from erotic delirium or suffocation, it’s hard to say.
By now she could hear sirens blaring up from the street below, so she dismissed pursuit of the second perp and crossed the room to the bed where the young victim lay crying.
“Shhhh” she cooed at the girl. “It’ okay. It’s over now”.
The detective’s compassion radiated outwards from her great big heart, encompassing the girl with a feeling of warmth and comfort. She sat on the bed and collected the crying girl into her tender, caring arms.
“Don’t worry. They won’t hurt you anymore. I won’t let them”. The words were uttered with such strength and conviction that the victims fears abated, and she glanced up into the warm brown eyes of the face above her.
“Thank you.” was all she said.
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Before the squad car had pulled to a skidding stop, Detective Tutuola already had the door open. As he jumped from the car he spotted the second perp running from the building.
“John!” he yelled pointing at the man, as he began his pursuit.
Munch threw the squad car back into gear and headed down the side street to cut the man off. The duo’s instinctive teamwork resulted in Fin slamming the gangly perp into the bonnet of the squad car just and Munch pulled up. *CRUNCH!*
“Nice work partner” said the older detective with a grin. “And look, I didn’t even break a sweat.”
-END OF PART 1.
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NEXT TIME ON
“The Slightly Deranged Adventures of BANG BANG BENSON and the CABOT CRUSADER”…
What has Captain Cragen Worried?
Are Fin and Munch in Trouble?
And Will the Cabot Crusader Come to the Rescue?
STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT!