[There is a young looking man with quite an unnatural shade of blond sitting at a chair. He is talking at the camera, gesturing dramatically with each word spoken. As he continues to speak the room slowly becomes dark, shadow like figures dance on the edges of the room.]
The people who come here are no fun at all, and to get stuck with them after
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Where is Calcifer when I want him!
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How do you suppose she will? You are creating quite a commotion and an accumilating amount of green slime.
Perhaps you should not depend on others too often.
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She did last time, she always manages somehow.
It's not just depending, there are things I need to do and I need him for it! No one else knows what to do.
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High-maintenance, as well.
Perhaps to make it easier, I could get rid of the green slime. The predicament you are in, I believe, is caused by me, afterall. [tries not to snicker and succeeds]
Hm..then that is a pity that your friend is not here. You will have to learn to fend for yourself.
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I make a point to be high-maintenance, it makes me feel good.
Let it pour, or clean it up, it makes no difference to me! People can shuffled about in it for a week as far as I care. And there are other things, always other things.
But I have been rather upset and aggravated and there is no one to channel that into.
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You find enjoyment in strange things, Mr. Pendragon.
Unfortunately, I must wait until you are completely finished emitting green slime, or else cleaning it will do no good, since it will return.
Once again, the world does not revolve around you. Ugh, you remind me so much of a former student I had...
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I'll stop when every floor is covered!
It should, or, maybe it shouldn't. But either way it would be easier if it did what I wanted.
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You are insufferably unreasonable.
Life does not work like that. Get that through your thick skull.
((Do you want Snape to make some (or all) of the green slime go away, or would you like it to flood the mansion? XD))
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Of course I am, no one is reasonable during such instances!
But it should!
(OOC: He can do as much or as little as he feels like. Howl actualy stopped producing it when people started talking to him~)
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Oh for Merlin's sake, Pendragon, it was a simple insult. It happens all the time.
[sounds of clothes moving as Snape gets up and walks out of his room, shutting the door behind him] [quiet steps are heard as he's moving up the stairs] Evanesco. [he continues to repeat this spell as he walks higher and higher, encountering more slime as he goes]
What floor are you on, exactly?
No, it shouldn't. Then the world's balance would be off its hinges.
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Don't flatter yourself so much, I might have others woes you know.
Tenth, there is a witch higher up.
Then the world can suffer with my choice of stress relief.
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Oh, forgive me then for being so inconsiderate. [a heavy hint of sarcasm there]
Why did you choose to live on such high grounds? You seem the type to be afraid of heights, Pendragon. Evanesco. I'm slowly getting rid of your slime, by the way, in case it has slipped your notice.
The world won't suffer because of one person's misfortune. It certainly will gain shock from your green slime, but it will regain its balance, I assure you.
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.... Who said I was afraid of heights? Well, I'm not going to fall through the floors, it's above everyone else and I have a nice view up here. Well, that's kind of you, less work for Sophie.
Then would you good sir like to take the brunt of my displeasures in the future?
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No one. I was assuming that you were.
I did not mean to be kind. I hope you see to the task of not creating any more slime than you already have.
I do not intend to do so, Mr. Pendragon, but if it comes to that, I will take them head-on.
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... And what if I was?
I don't promise anything for the future.
Your speech sounded like an offer, though if you plan on taking them head-on please refrain from wizards' battles. They are far too much effort and time consuming.
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