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Kay. The following was all part of an AIM conversation with Laura, but since I’m dumb and deleted it, the following was discussed in detail.
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A burning question
So, if you were an evil dictator, which group would you commit mass genocide on?
I think it’d have to be anyone who ever had been on/visited/sat through an entire episode VOLUNTARILY of the Jerry Springer show.
Seriously, that show is just….just awful. I mean, I watch minutes of that, and I fear for the human race sometimes. And the audience is just as bad, if not worse. It’s like a paean to white trash. I can’t watch more than five minutes of it before I have to change the channel, it’s that awful. Mass cerebral hemorrhaging would ensure.
The only thing that would save them is if they could recite a line from William Shakespeare’s works, not including Hamlet, R&J, or Macbeth. Then they would just have to visit a rehabilitation center.
Yes, for me, it would be the Jerry Springers.
And the furries. Damn furries.
Damn, dirty furries.
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A burning question
So, if you were an evil dictator, which group would you commit mass genocide on?
I think it’d have to be anyone who ever had been on/visited/sat through an entire episode VOLUNTARILY of the Jerry Springer show.
Seriously, that show is just….just awful. I mean, I watch minutes of that, and I fear for the human race sometimes. And the audience is just as bad, if not worse. It’s like a paean to white trash. I can’t watch more than five minutes of it before I have to change the channel, it’s that awful. Mass cerebral hemorrhaging would ensure.
The only thing that would save them is if they could recite a line from William Shakespeare’s works, not including Hamlet, R&J, or Macbeth. Then they would just have to visit a rehabilitation center.
Yes, for me, it would be the Jerry Springers.
And the furries. Damn furries.
Damn, dirty furries.