Pop Me in the Mouth, Thank You
Things That Are Very Wrong In My Life Right Now:
1. My phone is missing. I don't know where it is. Seriously. I think it's in Van Wilder (Chel's red Bug) but really, WTF. I don't know and I need to call Jason to tell him that no, I don't hate him after all.
2. I have four days of math HW to do. And a test tomorrow. Hip hip fuck me.
3. I believe I just failed my Psych test on--what else--Memory.
4. I haven't started studying at all for the Bio SAT, which is in two weeks.
5. I haven't started studying for the finals at all, which are in two weeks.
6. My wallet is empty. I have no money. WTF.
7. I happen to be in my Junior year in high school, meaning the moment I fuck up is the moment I receive a thin envelope from UCLA. I refuse to accept that thin envelope.
8. I am having grammar problems. Should 'are' and 'in' on the title be capitalized or not?
9. Why are half of my grades border line? Why. Seriously. WHY. $%YRHFGDFX PROCRASTINATION DAMN YOU!!!
10. I'm forgetting something very important. I do not know what. But it is very important. This demonstrates retrieval failure in memory. Of course I would remember this... AFTER THE EFFING TEST.
(If I didn't have LJ to vent on, I might have to kill something. Preferably America's standard college entry system, those sons of bitches. Ruining the best year of my life. I should be screwing around and going to the beach. But noooo--the weather has to be below freezing.)